The worst way I have ever had to wake anyone up was after I woke up in a strange house after a party. I fell asleep in a heap of other people down stairs but my mate was nowhere to be seen. So I started searching room by room till I found her in a bedroom with a tiny, tiny ginger man. She was lying on top of the duvet totally naked with her legs wide apart. I wanted out of there so I had to get her too....... on deliberation I decided that wiggling her little toe was the best way to do it as I didnt really want to wobble her. Theres more horrificness to this story but its just not suitable for here.
I personally dont like getting woken up by being splashed.
I suppose I should answer the question...lol
My worst time was in a hostel in Edinburgh. Very drunken night, slept with boyfriend in my hostel bed, said boyfriend left to get a cup of coffee in the morning and left me to sleep. Was woken up by the cleaner, realised that I was actually butt naked, and the sheets had fallen off the bed.
I wanted to die.....lol
The best way though, is to be woken up by bf cuddling to me and actually getting up to make me a cuppa...awwww!
On helping my friend find her clothes, I stumbled across a "marital aid" and then another and then another. We found all her clothes apart from her bra, we laughing lots and there was no way the small man was still asleep but we carried on regardless. So few more marital aids later, I asked her waht she got up to last night. She said "I dont remember but I'm really sore down there" not her exact words lol
So as she says that I trip up and look to see what I have tripped up on and its a d1ldo the size of my arm. SO my only response was to point and laugh and say no wonder you're a bit sore.
I was going tio answer this with some soppy comment about ' any way my wife wakes me up is fine...etc etc ' but after Goodsoulette's story i can't see the point really!
I was going to answer this with some soppy comment about ' any way my wife wakes me up is fine...etc etc ' but after Goodsoulette's story i can't see the point really!
my husband works nights and i hate waking him up at 4pm as he always looks so peaceful. Have tried waking him with sexual stuff which is always well received but dont do it too often as it would be boring (he doesnt think so)
I hate to be woke up by the telephone for some reason and my hubby tries to freak me out by saying my name over and over again then when i wake his face is dead close to mine. Hate it hate it hate it