That bloated feeling

[4getmenot]

I seem to have noticed that every other advert is an advert for being bloated, where the women are speaking to each other saying 'Oh I feel so bloated and constipated' It got me thinking whether men ever get bloated as its always women in the adverts or do they never become bloated because they go round farting all the time compared to women, thus letting air out :-)

[johnlambert]

Women don't fart, they wait until they are 45 then explode!!!

























that's what I was told anyway

[4getmenot]

I think maybe its because we do it in private, there should be an advert where the woman says 'Oh I'm so bloated' and the bloke goes 'just bl00dy fart woman' lol

[Reverandfunk]

Just go out and buy some "stool softeners"

lol

[rabbitygirl]

Was having a rest from wall paper stripping the other day and Richard and Judy were on. During the break there was an ad for a 'constipated and bloated' remedy, followed immediately by one for indigestion. So its obviously all about how carefully you select your TV progs ...bbbuuuurrrppp..... oops pardon me!!!.

[4getmenot]

I'm not talking from experience rev lol

[bigmamma]

Those adverts , that silly one where that female talks about her constipation in the cafe with her friends , ugh !!!
Lol 4get :-) x

[4getmenot]

yes thats ok take this that I just so happen to have in my bag and will just give away as its not like it costs me!!

[Reverandfunk]

Yeah right 4get lol

[4getmenot]

and I know that I was going to make each heading of my posts a song but I just couldnt think of one for this

[Reverandfunk]

Lip Up fatty

I farted - Ivor Biggun

[bigmamma]

Theme from gone with the wind maybe ?

[4getmenot]

wind beneath my wings

[bigmamma]

Lol :-0

[Reverandfunk]

Bingo wings lol

[johnlambert]

Ok, I'm going to laffed at here, but I've only ever heard minter refer to "bingo wings",so it must be an insult. so what on earth are they?

[Reverandfunk]

4get please explain lol

[Pirate1]

yeah! what does that mean? It was put in reply to one of my posts and I didn't want to admit I'd no idea what they were saying!

[Reverandfunk]

4get must have gone all shy...

Bingo wings are the loose skin on the underside of the upper arms, especially popular with laydees 40+ lol

[4getmenot]

me shy??? Yer Bingo wings are what fat tennis players get when they hit the ball, the loose flap under the arm that swings for ages after you've hit the ball.

[4getmenot]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bingo_wings