Only one toilet in mine

[4getmenot]

When living in a house with only one toilet in the bathroom has anyone ever been caught short while someones in the bath and had to wee elsewhere?
I couldn't quite think of any toilet lyrics for the header so you got a bit of whitney :-)

[4getmenot]

we make refernces if its to do with our childhood yer. And whats wrong with that we do know eachother. We cant help you have no other friends on here. What do make reference to? Because as far as I can see you cant even answer a question.

[effervescenc]

My boyfriend once weed in a glass and gave it to me pretending it was apple juice! I didn't drink it though - it was too warm to be apple juice and smelt strange!!

[4getmenot]

oooh effer. I have watched a man down a 'throthy' pint in the pub for a bet. Eeewwwww.

[johnlambert]

In the Army as an initiation we used to get the new guys to drink the contents of.........
that's for another website, sorry folks official secrets act and all that, I'd love to tell you but if I did, I'd have to kill you and eat you, and besides, I actually like some of you

[redcrx]

Did you play the freckle game too John??? :)

[johnlambert]

not sure about that one red, what happens?

[redcrx]

i cant possibly say on here. Althought the subject of toilets is relevant

[johnlambert]

If it involves dangle berries, klinkers and clagnuts then yes, they were some of the ingredients

[4getmenot]

and your malteser tree :-) snigger

[Reverandfunk]

U mean u have toilets in Norfolk 4get lol

[4getmenot]

yes and running water :-)

[cockroach]

I seem to have had wee's all over the place lately. Behind a tree in a layby....in the shower ...I was all of a sudden 'had to go'. & Mr Roach did one in an empty water bottle in a carpark last week... I nearly pee'd myself then.

[4getmenot]

again.lol. I have known someone to poo in an empty ginsters wrapper so close to me I could hear it crinkle as it went in

[johnlambert]

sorry 4get, I didn't think you could hear that ;-(

[4getmenot]

I can never look at a ginsters in the same way again

[johnlambert]

Joking aside 4get, how did you know it was a ginsters wrapper?

[4getmenot]

Because it was my ginsters wrapper he borrowed!! well ok not borrowed because I definately didnt want it back!!

[Skreecheeboy]

I had to poo behind a rock in the Cairngorms a couple of weeks ago. Dug a hole, burnt the toilet paper and burried the offending piece of poo. Felt quite proud of myself, you'd never know I'd been there.

[4getmenot]

was it a ghost poo :-)