2150 - who gives a toss

[bodylice]

Where did you go shopping today ? Walmart or somwhere else gee !! Did you manage to park ok ? If not why not, did you lose your temper and shoot the parking attendant. Did you get a few real bargains, tell us all about them, the exact colour of the packaging, all that stuff.

This site is a pile of jackass.

[mccfluff]

went to sainbury's then tesco's
didn't drive
didn't loose my temper
and can't remeber what i bought

[whiffey]

I'm surprised there is anybody left alive on AB, the number of times I have read I just choked to death reading your reply and I just filled my undies while trying to cope with your piece about cornflakes and I just spat strawberry jam all over the screen.

Why can't people puke vile green streams and budweiser like the good old days.

[bodylice]

What is loose ? In Tennessee it means your pants are falling down, does it mean something else to the English.

[sleepyj]

i went to a ann summers shop and picked up a few new toys :)

[bobtheturkey]

well when im playing crown green bowls and i play a loose shot it means i have failed to get a toucher and let my opponent with a chance to put his bowl next to the jack

[clairey-s]

Hahahaha thanks, bodylice [attractive name], you've given all our witty & intelligent ABers [so unlike yourself] an outlet for thier creativity.
Like whiffey, just nearly choking through laughter here! [minus the strawberry jam]
x

[sleepyj]

http://www.annsummers.com/single.asp?gid=7&cat =1&pid=4846 i brought this what do you think ?

[cazzz1975]

I shopped at happyshopper
there was no car park as such, some local thugs sat on my bonnet instead
I was scared to lose my temper in front of the thugs, I didnt have a gun handy to shoot them (although I was carrying a bottle of geebee cola, which I considered using)
not really, I picked up some out of date bread and some suspicious looking meat.

lovely trivia

[cambus]

Dot, I think the Coop was founded in Rochdale, a small village just off the the M62. The locals are thought to be still quite quaint.

[stewey]

Bodylice, I get the distinct feeling that you are agitating the natives into a 'stomping feet' uproar, just as their precursors did unto other natives in other far-flung lands in the past two-hundred years or so. Please have pity upon them: they are depressed by the fact that what they went out to reap has now come home to roost.