*slurp*

[Champagne]

I quite fancy a guy at work. He's very tall, dishy, and extremely tactile with me. We always have a bit of banter, and this morning I was a shoulder to cry on as he's been having a really bad week, which he said helped him immensely. So what now? How do I progress this further?

Do I opt for the subtle approach by talking about things like; work... cars... weekend plans... DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?

Or do I go for the Champagne approach and lick his torso next time I see him in the office?

[johnlambert]

lol
Why not just ask him out? I bet he'd be flattered that someone he obviously likes, likes him too
worked for me, my wife made the first move and we are still happily married.
PS, I'm not saying you have to marry him.

[niki2002]

Subtle approach... Then go for a quiet drink together while the champagne is chillin back at yours!!!

[China Doll]

See if he fancies a beer tonight to get over his tough week.

[Champagne]

What if I do want to marry him, John? hahaha!

I have my reservations because a part of me thinks he's just a happy-go-lucky, friendly, fun guy. Those types are soooo annoying! He's spanking gorgeous though. I want lick him from head to toe...

Oops. Did I say that out loud?

[johnlambert]

I need a cold shower now champers!!!!

[China Doll]

Christ woman.... And I thought I was bad!

Definitely go ask him for a destressing post work beer.

Go on.

Do it NOW!!

Why are you still at your desk?










FFS woman!! What did I say... go on, chop,chop!!!

[Champagne]

Hahahaha! I would do China, but I'm not free after work. :o(

However, I'm thinking (as he's had such a tough time recently) of suggesting lunch next week "...just to get us out of the office". I reckon he'll say yes and then I can put the feelers out from there.

Or maybe i'll just lick him and see what he does! :oD

[johnlambert]

Stop all this talk about licking some guy pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaase, I can only take a certain amount of COLD showers in any 24 hours

PS China Doll? will you marry me?

[China Doll]

I'm sorry William, I can't for the following reasons...

Our hair will clash.

I couldn't possibly afford to keep you in the lifestyle you've become accustomed to.

We'd have to invite all the other ABers and i don't want anyone getting upset if I leave them out.

I think I already said I'd elope with Champers actually. (Although she's obviously a two timing trollope).









Have you asked about the lunch yet then?

Don't make me have to come over there and do it myself woman!!

GO ON!!!!





NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[johnlambert]

A quick sh4g then China, I'll buy you a bag of chips after?

[Markandshez]

Bless - he knows what he is doing - he will be asking you out soon - he has laid all the groundwork and it has obviously done it's job

[Champagne]

ROFL @ John!! If China turns you down I like crisps. :o)

(just trying to live up to my trollope reputation!)

And I'm not asking him to lunch yet. He hasn't even responded to my casual e-mail about an hour ago! The b&stard.

Oops! He's just walked over to my office again. He's chatting to the guy sitting opposite me. I'm going to start rubbing my breasts and see if he notices...

[johnlambert]

ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!


heads of fo yet anothr cold shower

[silver_fern]

I haven't laughed so much at an AB thread in ages...

Just don't come across as 'too' desperate Champers

(put your tongue and your breasts away!) :o)

[Champagne]

Actually, I realised about 5 mins ago that when I was talking to him this morning he turned around and said, "How are you? You're looking really well..." and then went on to tell me about how smart I looked on Tuesday and that he noticed me in my orange skirt and fitted jacket....

HE SOOOOOO WANTS IT! :oD

[johnlambert]

Sorry Champers old girl, but if he's taking that much notice of what you are wearing and mentions it 4 days later, especialy the "fitted jacket" bit then he so obviously MUST be gay

I'm up for a quick fumble if your still interested

[andrea81]

I guess you need to know if he IS single, can't you ask someone at the office if they know?

[Champagne]

Oh God! I can't believe I missed that John. You're completely right of course. He's into wimin's clothing!!!!

And I won't go down that route Andrea. It's a good idea, but he did only join the company mid-July and also I don't want word out on the street that I could be interested in him! I wouldn't risk it seeping out. Oh the shame!!

I'm going to suggest lunch next week and then just relax and have a nice time and gauge how flirty (or not) he is. Or whether he's checking out other men...

[Curry King]

How about a pub lunch? U will have more time to chat.

[andrea81]

Another idea -

Find a reason to show him a cute photo on ur phone of something (you'll have to think what) Maybe he'll be one of these people who will show you some of his. If you spot a girl, say "Oh is that you r girlfriend?"

He'll soon put you right!