Birthday

[turkey154]

Its my 19th birthday on Monday but i decided to go out tomorrow and celebrate.

My best friend just told me she's not coming out because of her argument with her boyfriend.

really upset and re-avaluating 'friendship'.

please give me funny things that have happened to you today to cheer me up. =D

[dot.hawkes]

it rained and there was an accident on the M55 and gareth gates managed to make Blackpool and i didn't : ((( Don't laugh i am serious!!!

[turkey154]

oh i love Blackpool.. I'm sorry to hear that Dot.

[nutgoneflake]

My 4 year old told me that if I see someone "with a bad face, you have to call them a banana." Make of that what you will!

[turkey154]

lol..i love kids theyre so funny.

and i did actually laugh at that lol

[dot.hawkes]

Tut, someones not paying attention to the TV again !!! shame on you!

Who else is going to have a birthday on Monday?

[hau kola]

Hi turkey,i`ve always said you find out who your friends are on your birthday.When my mate was 40 i went out with her 3 times.On mine 2 months later i invited her and her hubby out with me and a load of others.Her reply,"I don`t fancy it".
We still speak but haven`t been out together since.

[pussnboots]

Funny things today....well not any really.....but I once walked into a very important 'do' with a wire coat hanger stuck to the back of my dress.

If only I was 19 again, you lucky thing, dont't get up tight about any birthdays, you have plenty more to go at I stopped counting years ago.

Happy Birthday for Monday. xx

[turkey154]

Its very true Hau...At least i know tht i gave them a good birthday even though they cant return the favour!

[turkey154]

Thankyou puss..

amusing story about the coat hanger lol..my friend walked around all night last week with her 'SALE' tag sticking out of her top. weird thing one none of us noticed lol

[bigmamma]

Happy birthday for monday in case I don't see you on here before then. Nothing funny today ...yet....but plenty have happened and especially as I seem to get more and more " senior moments " :-)

[nutgoneflake]

My hub went to work with his T shirt on inside out recently, and noone told him because he was freelancing at a new place. They didn't know him very well and, so they told him later, they weren't sure whether he'd be more embarrassed to be told, or not to know and find out later...

[turkey154]

I always think i would like to be told but then i would feel like a bit of a twit lol

[cazzz1975]

Happy birthday on monday, I wish I was 19 again!!

I remember wearing a shirt covered in bogeys to work once, little did I know my brother had used it as a hanky, I of course didnt notice until it was time to clock out

[turkey154]

i think that has to be the best story of a 'ground swallow me up' moment lol

i would have killed my brother!!

[nutgoneflake]

I think I may have just weed from laughing at the bogey shirt!!!! Hahahaha!

[cazzz1975]

yes I was upset but even more so where he pointed out the area (near my shoulder) where he wiped his mouth after eating chips and sauce... gross!

[sense4all]

My ten year old was really cheeky today and as she was doing a runner from the room (as I was about to have a deep and meaningful about being stinky) - the wee cow stood framed by the door way and announced in sign language ' I love you - you complete me!' She isn't deaf, I do not know where she picked it up, but I was incapacitated due to laughing!!

[neo.]

are u related to botheturkey

[babybombo]

Happy Birthday for Monday!!

Well nothing funny happened to me today but my english teacher came in with pieces of paper still on his face from where he had cut himself shaving.
We all had a good laugh at him and waited about 15 minutes before someone finally told him.

[bigmamma]

One time I was in hospital I got out of bed to go to the bathroom . When I got nearly to the end of the ward someone kindly told me that my gown was open at the back and my dressing gown cord had caught . My nicks were therefore on display and ,of course , it was visiting time !!!