Imbibe copious amounts of intoxicating substances, take drugs, smoke myself silly, sh@g as much as possible, stuff myself with Big Macs and junk food, stop shaving, become a nuesance neighbour and make sure that my gerbil is taken care of upon my demise...
I suppose it would depend on how I felt physically. If I was feeling ok i'd do what wizard suggested ,apart from the shaving as i'm female and I don't have a gerbil.