There aint no such thing as a lack of sex drive in my book sue honey, its just been misplaced. now you listen to old Buck and we'll soon have your malfunctioning juicer fixed and primed for the red hot ride of your life. Firstly tell that randy old cowpoke of yours he's gonna have to hang up his shooter for a while cos mamma aint gonna be taken no pills or wearing no caps. then when you're all squared away and natural like see how you is progressing in the lovin feelin way. If you gets the irrisistable urge to hank his panky use a condom or two if you fancy dancin with old mr long here. see i figure the trials of life have distracted mr sue from his tender ways and he might need a bit of a romantic boot up his hide the fool .
When your holy waters do start their ressurection you must do sexy things girl, like pruning your shrubbery and may ol' buck say it take to wearing skirts with no panties like and going outdoors with nothin but sunshine to keep the old boy at bay.
its buck's destiny to put you back in workin order ma'am
thankyou