fat club

[sleepyj]

if your big /fat over weight would you like to join the club all going out to get drunk and dance in a night club near bluewave .....sign up now lol

[dove]

Ill bring some pies for the coach

[sleepyj]

http://timesonline.typepad.com/times_tokyo_web log/images/2007/06/04/fat_*******.jpg forget just make sure you shave hairy chest on a woman is not a great look ;0

[sleepyj]

that would not show think it was to fat and hairy to show this time of day lol i want fish and chips and big mac on way home just for a snack

[mrs_overall]

prepares 'get ready to go out list'
remove corns
wax chin hair
fill handbag with Tena lady
iron best liberty bodice
pluck nasal hair
darn holes in best American tan tights
open the vodka

[4getmenot]

But can we all laugh at blu3wave and her skinny mates?

[Doc Spock]

Wow Mrs O. Getting all steamed up thinking about that.

[Doc Spock]

I hope some of you ladies wear those stretch leggings that some fatties do.

The ones with the visible 4 ply steel re-inforced gusset.

[4getmenot]

yep my ones have been stretched so far over my arse you can even see my pants if I'm wearing the same colour leggings

[nutgoneflake]

My leggings push everything up and out the top so well I can't put my arms by my sides while I'm wearing them.

[nutgoneflake]

And the elastic is so well-stretched on mine that it glows white in the ultraviolet lights.

[4getmenot]

and I dont need a purse because I can keep my notes under my overhang.

[nutgoneflake]

I keep a Mars bar there!

[4getmenot]

dont tell everyone they'll all want one

[redcrx]

itd be like pigs hunting for truffles

[sleepyj]

keep up the eating .. bigger the better im just having my toes waxed

[bigmamma]

Oooo sounds like real fun girls , pleeezzze can I tag along , I promise to get up on the dance floor to " Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me " :-)

[redcrx]

why wax them? Leaving the hair to grow saves having to pay out for those fancy fluffy mules

[sleepyj]

oh yeah good idea ...yes your welcome big bring about 50 cream.. cakes yum we could do leap frog over blue ..

[bigmamma]

okydoky sleepy 50 cream cakes it is .....and I'll bring some chocolate eclairs too , then we can play musical eclairs :-)

[laurence2]

I'm not overweight ladies.

But i'll be more than willing to throw some ''shapes'' on the dance floor with you girls.

Besides, all the size zeros will still be admiring themselves in the mirrors of the ladies toilets as well as discussing how many fellas they mistakenly believe are ''eyeing'' them up


Oops up side your head, i said Oops up side your head

Bring on the 70's and 80's, i'm going to a disco inferno weekend at butlins in november


Bring it on lol