It's all too beautiful ...

[andy-hughes]

Travelling back from a weekend away, we stopped at a carvery in Leicster, and I saw what has to be one of most physically stunning women I have ever seen. She was of Asian extraction - she had long black hair in ringlets which cascaded over her shoulders,almond shaped eyes, a perfect aqaline nose, full lips, lovely long arms and slim hands, a perfect figure, and the longest most gorgeous legs. She was dressed in a slinky cardigan over a tee-shirt, and tiny shorts. She sashayed, rather than walked down the length of the pub, looking more like a catwalk model than a girl in a Sunday tea-time pub, and you could hear the mens' jaws thudding onto the tables as they saw her.

Problem?

Well yes - it was like sensory overload. It felt like having an ice-cold drink on a boiling hot day, with a nice massage, watching a Kylie video, having an adult phone conversation, and eating your favourite meal ... all in one go!

For the record, I saw her sitting on the wall outside, crossing her imaculate legs, having a fag, and chatting to friends, and in conversation she sounded about fifteen!

The question is ladies and gents - is it possible to be just too fabulous to look at, and with the effect dimished as a result? I think so - your thoughts please ...

[paulos66]

Shadowman you aren't really in a position to complain about bad language when you have such an offensive biggotted mouth yourself

[Pippa68]

The Asian girl on Deal Or No Deal the other day was beautiful. She reminded me of Jasmine in Disney's 'Aladdin'.

She sounded a bit like Audrey Roberts, though ;o)

[andy-hughes]

G4GS - are you seriously knocking off winding people up to give me a lesson in gramatical construction?

I'll stick to what I'm good at ....

[Pippa68]

Doc, I think you had better poke out every man's eyes with a stick.

[andy-hughes]

Thanks Zacmaster - sound advice duly taken.

[Shadow Man]

paulos66. may I enquire what has rattled your cage?

I have never seen your stupid name on here before, but if defending the fact that far eastern women are beautiful, makes you feel I am bigotted in some way, may I suggest you take a chill pill and/or get a life.

And where, preytell, have I "complained" as you so put it.

Pathetic peasant.

(Sorry Mr Hughes, but why some people bother to post, I do not know!!)

[4GS]

Were you in the Hobby Horse Andy? just on thje outskirts of Leicester?
If so then by jingo we were in the same place my friend

[andy-hughes]

I was!

Did you see the young lady in question?

[4GS]

D4mm, if only I'd known I'd have introduced myself any we could have chatted about the book, I'm the old johnlambert btw.
Alas I didn't see the young lady in question :-(

[Aschenbach]

I think I've felt something similar twice before.

Both girls were somehow too pretty to fantasize about. Either because memory couldn't replicate the subtlety of such beauty or that sex would feel demeaning.

Upon meeting one girl I had an overwhelming urge to break off from my stuttering conversation and ask clich�d and cringe worthy questions such as

- do you know how pretty you are? (Yuck)
- do you know you could model or be on TV? (God no)

I also wondered whether everyone else in the room could see what I was seeing. How come traffic didn't stop when she walked down the street? In fact I may have temporarily turned into James Blunt.

I actually felt a vague physical sense of gasping and breathlessness - entirely pleasant.

One subsequently appeared on Channel 4's Model Behaviour and was asked whether her ample breasts were real (I hadn't even noticed them)

[neo.]

I luv dark women...yum yum

[paulos66]

Shadow Man - it was your previous post (13:53) which I found offensive - re-read it and I'm sure you'll understand why you come across as a biggoted p r i c k . If you can't see then ask again andf show your stupidity as well.

What is the relevance of whether you've seen my stupid name on here before?

[andy-hughes]

Aschenbach - I am totally with you on this one!

I do sometimes feel tempted to walk up to a really beautiful woman and tell her she is beautiful, and then simply walk away before she has a chance to feel embarassed, or think I am trying to chat her up.

I have interviewd both Charlotte Cooper from The Subways, and Amy Macdonald and as I was leaving, i told them both that they have beautiful eyes - which they do. Both accepted my compliment graciously - but I wasn;t a stranger in the street - I have yet to follow my urge to say it to a total stranger.

[andy-hughes]

What a conincidence 4GS! Never mind - we will be in contact soon I am sure.

BTW the meal we had was not too good, but we moaned and got free desserts.