Funny thing kids say

[4GS]

Morning ABers!!!
My 4 year old lad loves Crumpets but sometimes his words come out wrong , this morning I asked him what he wanted for his breakfast, he said "can I have two strumpets please daddy"?
Thats my boy!!!! ;-)

Do your kids come out with unintentional funnies?

[4getmenot]

I dont have any children but my newphew does and my mates girl makes me laugh all the time. Think I said about it on her other week but I was watching simpsons with her and the digi box went funny and she crossed her arms and shouted 'mum that birds sat on the alien again' !!

[redcrx]

Hi JL

Thats so cute, did you explain to him why you then laughed :)

My 2 year old, is currently telling everyone who will listen that he has 2 babies in his sock. Thats because i told him that only mummies have babies in their tummies.

[Pippa68]

Little Pippa blew off yesterday (rather loudly) and I said to her ''What do you say?'' and she answered ''Please''.

I said that what I meant was what was she supposed to say when she blew off. Her reply?

''Pardon me, now please can I have a sausage''.

You had to be there...

[4getmenot]

My mum told me that when I was little and she used to wait for me at the school gate, I came running down the path all excited and said 'mum mum, we did PE today' and she said 'oh what did you do' I said 'We did leapfrog and I'm really good at it' she said 'oh thats great well done' to which I replied with a very proud tone' yes everyone can jump over me' :-)

[redcrx]

and 4get did look so cute when she said it too, all eyes and chubby cheeks. lol

Pippa, thats exactly sort of thing babyCRX does too, its so funny isnt it

[4getmenot]

I remember being in the car when little with bro and sisters and we must have had a game when we were trying to spot animals out the window and whoever got the most won, and my lil sis started making animals up, she shouted I've just seen a rabbit and someone said 'ok what colour was it' and she said 'I dont know, I didnt see its fur'

[4GS]

I did an business trip to America a few years ago, I brought my lad a toy chimpanzee home as he collects them, a few months later he left it on the floor and tripped over it, I picked it up, and said "bad monkey for upsetting Callum". He only went downstairs and told his mum, "Daddy's upstairs spanking his monkey"

[4getmenot]

unfortunately I cant tell you any of redcrx as she's older

[redcrx]

i used to get told off for butting in when mum and dad were chatting or Id chatter non-stop until they told me to stop talking.

Then id sit and say

'Im not talking mummy.......................................Mummy Im not talking............................Daddy, Im not talking Daddy.............................Im being good.........................................Im not talking at all...................................look mummy Im not talking.............'

etc etc etc lol

[Pippa68]

PMSL, john!!!! that is a classic :o)

red..oh I know, one of those 'had to be there' moments to be considered funny, however as you are a mum you will see the funny side!

[yinyang]

My two don't normally come home at lunchtime but did yesterday because one is on antibiotics and I wanted to give her them myself.
When i picked them up, girl 2 said to me ' the teacher asked what I was doing for lunch and I told her I was homemade'

Homemade and one of a kind!

[redcrx]

lol yingyang, at least she wasnt a takeaway lol

[yinyang]

Nope, unprocessed and free from additives, that's my two -well, some of the time.
Most of the kids say they are 'homeys' and I was actually worried that one of mine would announce they were a homo so I suppose I got off lightly.

[redcrx]

when i was 11 I moved from an all girls school to a mixed school. The kids there were a lot wiser than i was and i was still very innocent.

I remember being in tears one day when one of the 'popular' girls was teasing me and asking if i was a virgin. Of course, i didnt know what it meant, a religious school tells you all about the virgin mary but not what it means so i denied it. I still remember how bad i felt when she was adamant that i was!

[ronnie3]

my 6 year old son had become obsessed with Elvis a few months ago he listened to his music, watched documentaries on the tv and films he also wanted to go to a fancy dress party as him. Anyway a few weeks ago i said to him "its been thirty years since Elvis died" to which him replied shoocked "what Elivis is dead"

[nutgoneflake]

My youngest has an obsession with signs at the moment - but only the ones for no xxx. so he points out "mum, no smoking in there...no dogs, look..." and that kind of thing. We passed a posh cafe on Monday and he said:

"Look mum, no fighting in there" and pointed to a no smoking sign.

"No, that's no smoking."

"Does it have one to say no fighting?"

"No."

"Can we go and fight in there then?"

"Ummm???!!!"

As a separate little funny, it turns out he thought the cigarette on the sign was a light sabre - hence the fighting. I've been laughing on and off ever since at the thought of him and me going in there, ordering croissants and orange juice, and then beating the poo out of each other with light sabres while we wait!

[annie0000]

PMSL ngf - my kids always thought no smoking signs were hilarious as they thought that the people would be on fire - they have never really seen people smoking - my eldest thought that peoples fingers were on fire if he saw someone with a cigarette - changed times eh! I can remeber buying sweetie cigarettes and pretending to smoke even before I went to school.

[bigmamma]

When my son was nearly 4 he had ear grommets in and his speaking had been delayed in that he didn't always pronounce properly. Well at speech therapy it was noticed that he couldn't say his " tr " sound , as in trolly or train which came out as folly and fain . The therapist and I were trying not to be too shocked or giggly when a picture of a truck was shown to him , and after hearing that word it was decided he should call it a lorry . :-)

[yinyang]

LOL, Annie. My two are very militant anti smokers and have been known to march up to strangers and say ' do you know if you keep doing that you're going to die'
Once said it to a young guy sitting on a park bench as we walked past, I suspect he was smoking something a bit more, um, herbal and looked totally freaked out by this tiny person spouting messages of doom at him.