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[bobtheturkey]

1 do you know anyone with really hairy eyebrows

2 is elton john in your top 20 most annoying people on the planet

3 have you heard of crackerbread and do you like it

4 last time you ate lemon curd

5 do you have any silly coloured trousers that you could wear if you had to play golf

6 do you like george galloway

7 where did you buy your potato masher

8 what size are your feet

9 last time you went up a ladder

10 what colour is the carpet on your stairs

11 have you ever been to bognor regis or doncaster or both

12 would you rather eat a plate of ear wax or spend 3 months in a tent alone with cliff richard in northern canada

13 do you watch the queens speech at xmas

14 do you understand cricket

15 have you ever been within 2 feet of a live hedgehog

[B00]

1- yes me if I dont ruthlessly pluck 'em.
2- nar, there's far more celebrities I dislike
3- Yep and ye
4- few weeks ago, ace on toast
5- no
6- no real opinion, though he was a burk on CBB
7- either Asda or Tesco, can't remember
8- 5's
9- errr, few months ago at work
10 - beige with blue flecks in it
11- nope
12 - tent please, rather without Cliffy though
13- yes
14- no, and don't care to either
15- yep, used to have to rescue them from my dog many a time.

[Katie~77]

Good evening Bob. Hope you are well.
1. Yes
2. I've not made a list, but it is a possibility!
3. Yes, it's lovely with chocolate spread
4. Yesterday, with a spoon
5. No
6. No, but he's interesting
7. Debenhams
8. 6
9. About 2 months ago
10. Blue
11. Doncaster
12. Ear wax please
13. Noooooooooooooooooo
14. No
15. Awwwww yes
xxx

[bobtheturkey]

hi boo, hi katie how are you?

[B00]

ello :-)

[dot.hawkes]

1) my eldest son, my Mum;s dad had the same eyebrows.
2) no he doesn't get a mention
3) heard of it, watched people eat it, it sent them mad.
4) a few days ago
5) I have a pair of vivid pink combats i could wear iof I could play golf
6) no he is a silly man
7) I use a fork
8) one is 6 and one is 6.5
9) about 5.50 pm today, i climb a ladder in my stockroom at work about 50 times every saturday lol
10) not got carpet they RE WOOD STAINED
11) been to doncaster, my great grandfather was born there, never been to bognor
12) cliff
13) yes, and it always makes me cry
14) yes i understand cricket it is a game with a bat and a ball
15) yes many times, probably one in the garden now!

12)

[originalang]

1. Yeah a mate of hubby's - they're like a couple of black caterpillars.
2. Could probably think of worse.
3. Yes and yes.
4. Two weeks ago on toast.
5. Nope.
6. Can't say I take any notice of him.
7. Asda.
8. 5.
9. Loft ladder 3 days ago.
10. Oatmeal.
11. No.
12. Couldn't stomach the ear wax so will have to be the tent, my mum would have to come too though, she loves Cliff!
13.Yes.
14. No.
15. Not knowingly.

[Redbel]

Hiya bob :)
1. No
2. No
3. Yeah and No
4. Can't remember
5. No... lol
6. No, because he does a bad impersonation of a cat......lol
7. Tesco
8. 6
9. Today
10. Green
11. No
12. Earwax
13. Well it's on in the background..lol
14. No
15. Yes

[bigmamma]

Hi bob
1. No
2. Indeed
3. No, is it nice?
4. When I was expecting my son , it was my craving
5. No
6. Take him or leave him
7. Asda
8. 3, less of the sniggers please
9. Years ago , hated it
10. Stone I think
11. No ,only Donny train station
12. The latter I guess
13. No way
14. For the most part yes
15. Yes
xx

[Beads]

1. dr legg
2. yes
3. not heard of
4. never eaten it.
5. no
6. no
7. unsure
8. european size 37
9. during last week
10. wooden floors
11. no
12. ear wax
13. no
14 no
15 yes

[pussnboots]

1. Yeh my ex his eyebrows are awful.
2. Elton is the very top of my top 20 cant stand the man.
3. Yes I like crackerbread.
4. Not for ages you have reminded me that it is luuvuuly.
5. No not really but I have silly coloured dress that I could wear if I wanted to look silly.
6. Not sure about this one he seems ok.
7. Can't remember had it for 40 years.
8. Size 6
9. About 2 years ago when me and Mr.Puss built our own conservatory.
10. Mucky red
11. Never been to either
12. Eat a plate of ear wax.
13. Only if someone else is doing the washing up.
14 No rather watch paint dry.
15. Yes get them all the time in our garden.

[cazzz1975]

1) yes, but I restrain myself from mentioning it, like someone who has a massive lip hair hanging down
2) He is small stuff compared to the real annoying ppl
3) yes, I love crackerbread, but one pack isnt enough
4) ages ago
5) I wear awesome golf trousers, not silly
6) he looks harmless enough, especially when he was a cat
7) asda
8) 6
9) when I was decorating the haaasse about 2 months ago
10) a light terracotta, it is superlative
11) no, bognor has been my lifetime ambition though, one day I will make it...
12) 3 months in canada, use cliff as bear food
13) no, tv on xmas day is terrible, full of cliffhanger episodes of soaps
14) yes, I love how they clean the ball, very engrossing :D
15) yes, I was about to run the nuisense over, I had to pick him up and sling him aside

[fodhyoc]

bobtheturkey sounds a little like Henrys
could i be wrong?
if i am .i will eat feathers for a fotnight

[activology]

1 - Yep a lad down the road
2 - Not in mine
3 - I love it mmm much better than ryvita
4 - Yuck I hate it
5 - No but did once a pair of black n white chequred ones eww
6 - NOOOO
7 - Nowhere pinched me mams
8 - 5's
9 - Today was cleaning the skirting boards (wot can say I'm small ) lol
10- Red
11- No
12- Oh god ear wax
13- Never
14- Bat n ball hit it
15- Yeah they're sooooo cute

[Louisa 69]

Evenin Bob
1. Yes my dentist it's quite scary i'm scared of the dentist as it is but that just makes it worse :(
2. No
3. Yes it's ok
4. Oh ages ago i loved it when i was little
5. No. But years ago i used to have a pair of yellow & white tartan kind of kecks i thought they were cool :)
6. No
7. Can't remember
8. 5
9. Never been up one that's what the other halfs for :)
10. Rusty brown
11. No
12. I've always wanted to visit Canada so i would go with that and hope a bear would eat him before i went insane
13. Yes if i'm sober enough
14. No does anybody ?
15. Yes there were 2 of them having a bit of slap & tickle at the bottom of the garden :)

[honky-tonk]

1- no way
2- apart from vicky beckham no
3- its to noisy to eat
4-1970s
5-pink bell bottoms
6-erm no
7-ikea
8- size 5 and a bit winkle pickers size 6
9-to have a nose in next door neighbours garden
10-cream
11-hell no way
12-cliff
13- of course
14-its a load of balls
15-yes found one floating in my fish pound :(

[silver_fox]

1 yes, my grandad

2 almost definitely

3 yes & yes

4 never

5 nope

6 no, I think it was the cat thing with Rula Lenska that did it

7 it was part of a set that was a wedding prezzie

8 4 / 37

9 yesterday, to reach a tub from a high cupboard (I'm quite short!!)

10 I have no stairs - downstairs flat

11 nope

12 it would have to be Cliff

13 nah

14 pretty much, coz my hubby loves it - but it's just sooo boring

15 yes

A xXx

[Goodsoulette]

yup
umm, I dont think so
yes, yummy with pate
last night on biscuits
nooooooo, im all goffic innit?
no
the cook shop
a stonking size 8
today to get in the loft
beige
neither
cliff and the tent, as long as I can take my ipod and some magical power source and internet access
nope
yes
often

[neo.]

1 no
2 yes
3 tastes like cardboard
4 never
5 no
6 no - to55er
7 aint got one
8 8
9 few weeks ago
10 grey
11 neither
12 neither
13 no - boring
14 yes(ish)
15 yes

[jodie73]

1. No
2. No
3. Yes and yes
4. bout 20 years ago
5. yes
6. no. He's a pratt!
7. Debenhams
8. 5
9. yesterday
10. Navy blue
11.Doncaster
12.earwax
13.No
14.no
15.yes

[Doc_Spock]

Good morning Mr Bob. Hope the day finds you well.

Spelling trivia backwards eh. Very cunning.