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i have a looooong list of things. here are a few: dreadlocks, people who don't get there cash out at the supermarket, religion (controversial I know!), woman in ill fitting bras, the way bodily fluids are warm (eeewwww!), men flashing (especially if they are masturbating too), careless bus drivers, people who don't wear seatbelts...
SO MUCH STUFF!
1)Very old people who, despite having aaalll day to shop choose to shop, very slooowwwly, at lunchtime.
2) People who say, "for the simple reason"
3) People who don't say please and thank you
4) People who borrow books and never give them back
5) Blokes with long hair.
6) Blokes in little swimmers. Yuk
Could have right old rant
The Blue Screen Of Death!! "You did not shut down your computer properly, to stop this happening, please select "Shut Down" from the Start menu..." I WOULD HAVE DONE IF I COULD, BUT YOU DECIDED TO FRIGGING REFUSE TO DO ANYTHING WHEN YOU PRETENDED NOT TO UNDERSTAND THE COMMAND "PRINT" YOU STUPID BL... *snip*
Pigeons because they hate me, moths because I hate them and also, my most defintae thing to put in is when you're walking down the high road or a corridor or anywhere and it's busy and the person in front of you just suddenly stops walking, why do they do this?!! I just want to walk somewhere and you just stop, for no reason! And you just stand there, looking gormless! Get out of my friggin' way!! Why do people just suddenly stop walking!!! ARRRGGHHHH...............now I'm really annoyed!!!!
Reality tv shows,
old age,
the calories in cream cakes and chocolate,
people who spit in public
wasps,
cold toilet seats.
Indie, have you ever seen Eddie Izzard talking about the problems he had with his computer and trying to get it to recognise the printer? It was at the end of "Glorious". Has me in stitches every time I see it. :o)
I certainly have, molly! I've got the audio CD (although I have seen the DVD) and... it's just so true! CONTROL P PRINT CONTROL P PRINT... PRINT CONTROL P PRINT CONTROL... What were the 289 other problems I just by-passed to get to this one?! What do mean you "can't communicate with the printer"? It's right next to you. Look, see my hand reach out and touch the printer... hehehe.
Some of my pet hates include:
(1) Countryside people
(2) People who incorrectly put an apostrophe in the word 'its'
(3) People who incorrectly say 'you and I' when it should be 'you and me' [or vice versa]
(4) People who are incorrectly not interested in watching Big Brother
(5) People who ride bicycles on pavements
(6) Motorists who moan about high petrol prices
(7) People who smile artificially with the mouth closed, like Bob Monkhouse did
(8) People who are incorrectly interested in cricket
(9) People who are incorrectly interested in football
(10)Tennis players who arrogantly and impertinently win matches against Our Lovely Tim Henman, thereby demonstrating themselves to be intrinsically evil and insane
(11) The officials and umpires at Wimbledon who corruptly conspire in allowing such blatant cheating
(12) People who walk slowly in the middle of the corridor or pavement, thereby not allowing room for other people to get past
(13) People who pretend that asylum seekers are 'given' houses or flats or cars or jobs
(14) People who think that immigrants have 'taken' 'our' jobs and/or houses
(15) People who do not realise that the economy needs a substantial pool of cheap labour
(16) Republicans
(17) People who incorrectly think that the Royal Family is a cost to the taxpayer, and who pretend not to know that the Royal Family pays tens of millions of pound to the taxpayer every year
(18) The European Union
(19) People who incorrectly label opponents of the EU as 'anti-European'
(20) People who do not know the difference between 'The EU' (i.e. 25 countries with 450 million people) and 'Europe' (i.e. 46 countries with 740 million people)
(21) People who refer to the Liberal Democrats as 'The Liberals' or 'The Liberal Party'
(22) Jade Goody
(1) Countryside people
(2) People who incorrectly put an apostrophe in the word 'its'
(3) People who incorrectly say 'you and I' when it should be 'you and me' [or vice versa]
(4) People who are incorrectly not interested in watching Big Brother
(5) People who ride bicycles on pavements
(6) Motorists who moan about high petrol prices
(7) People who smile artificially with the mouth closed, like Bob Monkhouse did
(8) People who are incorrectly interested in cricket
(9) People who are incorrectly interested in football
(10)Tennis players who arrogantly and impertinently win matches against Our Lovely Tim Henman, thereby demonstrating themselves to be intrinsically evil and insane
(11) The officials and umpires at Wimbledon who corruptly conspire in allowing such blatant cheating
(12) People who walk slowly in the middle of the corridor or pavement, thereby not allowing room for other people to get past
(13) People who pretend that asylum seekers are 'given' houses or flats or cars or jobs
(14) People who think that immigrants have 'taken' 'our' jobs and/or houses
(15) People who do not realise that the economy needs a substantial pool of cheap labour
(16) Republicans
(17) People who incorrectly think that the Royal Family is a cost to the taxpayer, and who pretend not to know that the Royal Family pays tens of millions of pound to the taxpayer every year
(18) The European Union
(19) People who incorrectly label opponents of the EU as 'anti-European'
(20) People who do not know the difference between 'The EU' (i.e. 25 countries with 450 million people) and 'Europe' (i.e. 46 countries with 740 million people)
(21) People who refer to the Liberal Democrats as 'The Liberals' or 'The Liberal Party'
(22) Jade Goody
22) Jade Goody
(23) People who make sweeping judgements about gay people based on irrational or irrelevant reasons
(24) People who incorrectly think that the European Convention on Human Rights was created by the EU
(25) People who have not done enough research about the JFK assassination and who incorrectly think that he was hit in the head from the front, thereby misunderstanding the 'jet effect' and ignoring the muscular spasm effect
(26) People who pompously proclaim 'I was smacked when I was a child and it never did me any harm', thereby immediately contradicting themselves and amply demonstrating the fact that they were harmed and warped by the experience
(27) People who incorrectly think that the Channel Islands are part of the UK
(28) People who don't know the difference between 'Great Britain' and the 'United Kingdom'
(29) People who incorrectly think that the USA has 52 states instead of 50, and/or who make jokes about the UK being the 51st or 52nd or 53rd state
(30) People who (a) incorrectly think that Proportional Representation causes instability of government (b) don't understand the difference between 'stability of government' and 'stability of [individual] governments' (c) cite Italy as an example of proportional representation producing bad governments, thereby ignoring the fact that the Fascist and Communist parties were kept out of government throughout the period of PR, and ignoring the fact that the neo-Fascist and Communist parties have been part of the various governments since the abolition of PR in Italy
(31) People who think that SV is a form of PR
(32) Old people moaning about their heating bills and going on about the War all the time
(33) Young people mugging old ladies and doing drugs and hanging around on street corners
(23) People who make sweeping judgements about gay people based on irrational or irrelevant reasons
(24) People who incorrectly think that the European Convention on Human Rights was created by the EU
(25) People who have not done enough research about the JFK assassination and who incorrectly think that he was hit in the head from the front, thereby misunderstanding the 'jet effect' and ignoring the muscular spasm effect
(26) People who pompously proclaim 'I was smacked when I was a child and it never did me any harm', thereby immediately contradicting themselves and amply demonstrating the fact that they were harmed and warped by the experience
(27) People who incorrectly think that the Channel Islands are part of the UK
(28) People who don't know the difference between 'Great Britain' and the 'United Kingdom'
(29) People who incorrectly think that the USA has 52 states instead of 50, and/or who make jokes about the UK being the 51st or 52nd or 53rd state
(30) People who (a) incorrectly think that Proportional Representation causes instability of government (b) don't understand the difference between 'stability of government' and 'stability of [individual] governments' (c) cite Italy as an example of proportional representation producing bad governments, thereby ignoring the fact that the Fascist and Communist parties were kept out of government throughout the period of PR, and ignoring the fact that the neo-Fascist and Communist parties have been part of the various governments since the abolition of PR in Italy
(31) People who think that SV is a form of PR
(32) Old people moaning about their heating bills and going on about the War all the time
(33) Young people mugging old ladies and doing drugs and hanging around on street corners
(34)Racist people
(35) People who incorrectly use the verb 'eat' in relation to soup, thereby pretending not to realise that soup is a liquid
(36) The noise of a drink being poured into a glass, especially if there are also ice cubes rattling
(37) People who incorrectly use the word 'sip' in relation to wine [etc] instead of 'drink'
(38) People who excuse all sorts of atrocities, hardship, bullying etc. on the grounds that it is 'character-building'
(39) Christopher Parker
(40) People who incorrectly try to pretend that Christopher Parker is more attractive than James Alexandrou
(41) People who inaccurately describe Prince Harry as a lout, thug or hooligan
(42) People who opposed the War for the Liberation of Iraq, thereby demonstrating that they would have preferred Saddam Hussein to stay in power and continue murdering hundreds of thousands of people
(43) That hideous trollop who told lies about David Beckham
(44) Jeffrey Archer
(45) Arthur Scargill and his fellow Stalinists
(46) George Galloway and his fellow Trotskyites and Islamic Fundamentalist fellow-travellers
(35) People who incorrectly use the verb 'eat' in relation to soup, thereby pretending not to realise that soup is a liquid
(36) The noise of a drink being poured into a glass, especially if there are also ice cubes rattling
(37) People who incorrectly use the word 'sip' in relation to wine [etc] instead of 'drink'
(38) People who excuse all sorts of atrocities, hardship, bullying etc. on the grounds that it is 'character-building'
(39) Christopher Parker
(40) People who incorrectly try to pretend that Christopher Parker is more attractive than James Alexandrou
(41) People who inaccurately describe Prince Harry as a lout, thug or hooligan
(42) People who opposed the War for the Liberation of Iraq, thereby demonstrating that they would have preferred Saddam Hussein to stay in power and continue murdering hundreds of thousands of people
(43) That hideous trollop who told lies about David Beckham
(44) Jeffrey Archer
(45) Arthur Scargill and his fellow Stalinists
(46) George Galloway and his fellow Trotskyites and Islamic Fundamentalist fellow-travellers
Very skinny people in shorts.......... Donor kebabs.......... Cars that cannot stay clean all by themselves.......... Minder re-runs (blood boiling stuff!!!)........... Grass, it keeps growing and constantly needs cutting......... Mobile phone companies, for so many reasons........... Customer service departments, that aren't any use......... Last but not least, Tony Blair, a complete and total shagwit!!!.........
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