Bad dancer.

[hurkleho]

I am a bad dancer, there is no disputing that. I, however, love to dance.

Is there some way that I could learn how to dance in the privacy of my own home, a la Napoleon Dynamite?

[cheries]

before you all pile in with the insults, the third question from my last post was a rhetorical one :o)

[cheries]

Rev you're sooooo predictable xxxxx

[hurkleho]

Cherries, I have investigated the local Salsa scene from a distance. It's like line-dancing for the terminally depressed round here. The idea is good, but in practise, it would be like signing myself in to the sad club.

[natalie_1982]

Cheries, I don't know what they are either and I'm not old. Or at least I don't think I am.


Hurkleho, maybe it is the amount you drink that makes you a bad dancer. I rarely see good, p*ssed dancers! I think you need to get some confidence and that would help loads.

I agree with Cheries, a salsa class would be really good fun and you'd meet new people and get fit and learn to get some rythm! X

[laurence2]

hurkleho.

Stop putting yourself down.

If you want to dance just to impress the ''Ladies''. all you have to do is go one better than them.

They can only dance around ''handbags'' normally in groups of 4 upwards. lol

[natalie_1982]

I have two friends that started seperate salsa classes and both really enjoyed it (one was 29 and the other age mid 40s).

My local leisure centre does street dance classes now and apparently they're popular with people of all ages, they come out as I go into one of my classes and there's 2-3 late teens, and the rest and 20's, 30's and some 40's.

[Reverandfunk]

Cheries you love me really ;-)

[natalie_1982]

I thought Hurkleho was a lady?

[hurkleho]

laurence, I AM a lady!!!!!!

[laurence2]

Well if thats the case Nat.

Just take a handbag hurkleho

[cheries]

*Blushes*
Maybe just a little, Rev.

[earsugar]

Raving is the answer, we have really really simple moves, big fish, little fish, pick the mushrooms, open the sunroof etc................

[hurkleho]

I have yet to see anyone dance around a handbag. Unless you can call Britney Speares a handbag.

[Reverandfunk]

Laurence I put people who profess to be "fantastic dancers" in the same category as people who go on the X factor and say "ive won cups for singing"

lol

[natalie_1982]

pmsl @ rev

[Reverandfunk]

So natalie 2nite me you an cheries are going Northern Soulin' lol

[cheries]

Yey!!
A threesome x
Sorry. Someone had to say it!!!!

[cheries]

Earsugar...I too have experienced the dance of the raver. But I am not familiar with "pick the mushrooms"
Please elaborate.

[laurence2]

Thank for that Rev. lol

I've never been trained {dancing}.

Its natural with me, on my honeymoon to the states we went on a mini-cruise for 4 nights to the Bahamas, and as you do, you meet x-amount of people and this black lady came up to me whilst i was dancing and asked me if i ''had black'' in me, i was waiting for the punchline and she said that i had natural rhythm in me like a black person and proceeded to shake some bootie until the wife came onto the dance floor. lol

So you could say i'm a white man in a black body. lol

[Reverandfunk]

Please dont challenge me to a "dance off" like they did in Breakdance 2 - Electric boogaloo