Well hello ladies and bigmamma

[kp nonuts]

We are in the reef and it is burning hot out here and we saw leg end on saturday and he is one hell of a diamond geezeer and I think that I have fallen in love with tenerefe as its so nice over here and we watched arsenal win yesterday and we met 2 nice people in the bar called kev and karen.

Now you might think there is not something that strange about being called kev and karen but our names are also kev and karen now how weird is that we have flown 2000 miles to meet ourselves kin ell

[kp nonuts]

God these spanish puterrs are strange

[Psychick]

Couldve been stranger........... couldve been Kev and Bev driving volvos!

Have a cocktail or two for us and dont forget our souveniers! :)

[B00]

Why on earth are you sat in an Internet cafe (I'm presuming that's where you are). You're only there a week aren't you? Get out, enjoy the place, visit areas.

What's your partner doing whilst you're talking to us? Sat next to you bored witless? Go take her for lunch in the sunshine for heaven's sake!

[kp nonuts]

Jesus boo you are so sicik can you see lippy then as that is exactly what she is doing

[kp nonuts]

See you on turdsday then leg my man and looking so much forward to it gotta get some sun now as lippy has got her hands round my throat again

[Octavius]

Is this remarkably uninteresting drivel intentional, or just some horrible mistake?

[4getmenot]

I was wondering what the question was. Anybody else like to tell us what they are doing, where they are etc

[mrs_overall]

If kp & legend are in the same resort, why are they conversing on here?????

[pussnboots]

I don't believe you two guys, you've made my day. Why don't you get together and make a double act you'd make a fortune.

[Doc Spock]

You can rely on octavius to be a boring old f@rt.

[4getmenot]

no I'm asking other Abers if they'd like to tell me. and was talking to no nuts that is who's post this is is it not. Just wandering why the hell we want to see the diary of kev and karen and if anyone else wants to join in, what did you do at weekend, did you read a book, how many times did you scratch your @rse etc.

[China Doll]

Octavius may be a fan of the fart but he's rarely boring. Occasionally a bit 'old manish' though ;0) (I'm almost sorry)

I have to say nuts and legs.... will you two stop blooming posting on here and go get ratted again. Or at least do it in one long thread... pleasssseeeee.

I told you both to have a fun together. That's as nice as I get. Now bl00dy get on with doing it and get off the t'internet!

Honestly.. it's enough to send me back to News and Society!