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bowling club dinner
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as you might know its my bowling club dinner on friday night and i am quite nervous as this will be the first time i have gone out to anything bar bowls matches and bingo in quite some time, i am accompanying a delightful lady called myrtle shufflebottom and i was wondering do you have any dinner tips as regards etiquette etc? myrtle is quite a large lady in the region of 34 stone i believe so should i make allowances for her? also i now drive a citroen 2cv having sold my cortina so will escorting in this small vehicle be a problem? do i say anything if she tears into the 5th whole chicken on the night and do i invite her in for coffee and pray she doesnt want to get frisky? will my cardigan be too warm and will the sweat stains on my brown shirt be noticable if i remove it?
hope you can reassure me
regards bob
hope you can reassure me
regards bob
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.She sounds a bit of a biffa, bob, can you not find anyone a bit foxier? Mind you, it's a bit late to be finding another date at such short notice so you'll have to make do.
Whatever you do, don't comment on how much she eats, a lady doesn't want to feel she has to eat salad when she dines out, and noooooooooooo don't invite her in afterwards, she'll think you're easy and she will take advantage - not of you, of the contents of your fridge.
Whatever you do, don't comment on how much she eats, a lady doesn't want to feel she has to eat salad when she dines out, and noooooooooooo don't invite her in afterwards, she'll think you're easy and she will take advantage - not of you, of the contents of your fridge.
Im glad you dont own a fiat 126
although i used to quite like them myself
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/ 8/84/Fiat_126p.jpg
although i used to quite like them myself
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/ 8/84/Fiat_126p.jpg