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What is it with my luck , if you can say that , he he , when I am in the mixed ward in hospital . I spent last night in a high dependancy unit with an equal mix of male and females. 3 of the men were constantly in a state of undress , and one of them got up to the loo and came back naked as a jay bird. Do you have any funny tales of either when you were an inpatient , or visiting .? x
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Hi BM, hope you're feeling better now.
I was in hospital when I was 12 and I was in a large ward with about 20 women. One night some woman started making ghostly noises and I was so scared that I called out to the nurse and ended up waking all the other patients. Ooops!
As I said I was only 12. LOL xxx
I was in hospital when I was 12 and I was in a large ward with about 20 women. One night some woman started making ghostly noises and I was so scared that I called out to the nurse and ended up waking all the other patients. Ooops!
As I said I was only 12. LOL xxx
Hi Bigmamma, glad you are ok again. Lots of love to you from RATTER and me XXX. The following did actually happen many years ago. When I first heard this story I burst into hysterics thinking it was a joke:
A major European airline I won�t mention by name has staff stationed in Saudi Arabia. If one of the staff became ill, the company policy is to fly one of the company doctors out to see to their needs. The Rhiad Area Manager fell ill with appendicitis, so the doc flew to his aid, performed the op without complications at a local Saudi hospital and told the patient that he could return to his flat as soon as the blood tests showed up ok. A few days later a porter wheeled the patient, on his bed, up to the 5th floor for his blood tests. Test were done, all was fine, so the porter wheeled him back to the lift to take him back to the ward. Porter presses button for lift, lift door opens, porter shoves the patient�s bed (incl. patient) into the lift ��� only that there was no lift there! The lift was still on the ground floor! So you see bigmamma, you got away lightly! :o)
A major European airline I won�t mention by name has staff stationed in Saudi Arabia. If one of the staff became ill, the company policy is to fly one of the company doctors out to see to their needs. The Rhiad Area Manager fell ill with appendicitis, so the doc flew to his aid, performed the op without complications at a local Saudi hospital and told the patient that he could return to his flat as soon as the blood tests showed up ok. A few days later a porter wheeled the patient, on his bed, up to the 5th floor for his blood tests. Test were done, all was fine, so the porter wheeled him back to the lift to take him back to the ward. Porter presses button for lift, lift door opens, porter shoves the patient�s bed (incl. patient) into the lift ��� only that there was no lift there! The lift was still on the ground floor! So you see bigmamma, you got away lightly! :o)
Hi bigmamma. Glad to see your home and doing OK now.
You get all the fun. Seeing naked men and all that.
When my mother had a surgery, she was very full of air. and her boss, Big CEO of her company came to visit. He was in a chair at the foot of the bed and the whole time he was there she was tooting away. My sister and I were mortified and could not look at each other or we would have died laughing. Finally my mother must have heard herself and said something like Oh excuse me that's been happening on and off. Finally we could not hold it in and burst out laughing to the point of tears. When she saw all of us laughing she began to laugh which set off another round of tooting. We were laughing so hard the nurse came in and shushed us. Thankfully the boss was a good friend to mom and let it pass. (No pun intended)
She always could laugh at herself.
You get all the fun. Seeing naked men and all that.
When my mother had a surgery, she was very full of air. and her boss, Big CEO of her company came to visit. He was in a chair at the foot of the bed and the whole time he was there she was tooting away. My sister and I were mortified and could not look at each other or we would have died laughing. Finally my mother must have heard herself and said something like Oh excuse me that's been happening on and off. Finally we could not hold it in and burst out laughing to the point of tears. When she saw all of us laughing she began to laugh which set off another round of tooting. We were laughing so hard the nurse came in and shushed us. Thankfully the boss was a good friend to mom and let it pass. (No pun intended)
She always could laugh at herself.
Hi Bigmamma,glad you are well now.
When i was 21 i had a slight stroke.I was taken to hospital,but remained unconsious.According to my nurse,at 6am,i got out of bed and wandered off.She was frantic.I was found in the car park,in my nighty in the pouring rain,found by another nurse comin on duty.Apparently,the only reason i agreed to go back to the ward was because she said my hair was getting wet.All true but i dont remember any of it.
When i was 21 i had a slight stroke.I was taken to hospital,but remained unconsious.According to my nurse,at 6am,i got out of bed and wandered off.She was frantic.I was found in the car park,in my nighty in the pouring rain,found by another nurse comin on duty.Apparently,the only reason i agreed to go back to the ward was because she said my hair was getting wet.All true but i dont remember any of it.
Hi Bigmamma, big hugs to you! bless ya.
About 17 years ago unfortunately i suffered a miscarriage. I was examined you know where, by a doctor who used a torch! LOL (the usual lamp must have been broken)
Anyway, he left that torch on the little table at the end of the bed. You have to remember that this was a fairly sensitive time for me LOL
later on my in laws came to visit me. My husbands father picked up the torch and found it most amusing, shining it round wondering what on earth a flash torch was doing on the table. Saying "ohhh, a torch, have the lights gone out " and stuff like that. Little did he know bless him. I remember glancing at my hubby and smiling and he smiled back! Both dying to laugh! My father in law oblivious as to what it had been used for! Still makes me smile at the vision of him messing around with it !
About 17 years ago unfortunately i suffered a miscarriage. I was examined you know where, by a doctor who used a torch! LOL (the usual lamp must have been broken)
Anyway, he left that torch on the little table at the end of the bed. You have to remember that this was a fairly sensitive time for me LOL
later on my in laws came to visit me. My husbands father picked up the torch and found it most amusing, shining it round wondering what on earth a flash torch was doing on the table. Saying "ohhh, a torch, have the lights gone out " and stuff like that. Little did he know bless him. I remember glancing at my hubby and smiling and he smiled back! Both dying to laugh! My father in law oblivious as to what it had been used for! Still makes me smile at the vision of him messing around with it !
Hi bigmamma, sorry to hear that, hope youre better now.
I have a funny story. When I was about 20 I was in hospital as I had a pilonidal sinus on my tailbone and it had to be cut out. When the doc came round before the op he wanted to have alook and had about 6 students with him, all about my age, and I had to stick my behind in the air and let them all see, was so afronted lol
then...when they gave me the pre-med pills I threw a wobbily laughing attack for about 15 minutes and couldnt calm down - they literally had the opposite affect on wee me, i even had my gown on back to front and it only tied at the neck lol
Take care missus x
I have a funny story. When I was about 20 I was in hospital as I had a pilonidal sinus on my tailbone and it had to be cut out. When the doc came round before the op he wanted to have alook and had about 6 students with him, all about my age, and I had to stick my behind in the air and let them all see, was so afronted lol
then...when they gave me the pre-med pills I threw a wobbily laughing attack for about 15 minutes and couldnt calm down - they literally had the opposite affect on wee me, i even had my gown on back to front and it only tied at the neck lol
Take care missus x
EngTeach , I can't stop laughing , I can just picture the scene , it is a good job the boss could see the funny side of it . :-) xx
Thinking of you and hope you are coping alright x
Hau kola , that was young love , I wonder how you managed to get into the carpark ...lol....xx
Unrulyjulie what a lovely hug thankyou. Oh how hilarious with the torch , and I have a funny image of your father in law playing with it :-)
Thinking of you and hope you are coping alright x
Hau kola , that was young love , I wonder how you managed to get into the carpark ...lol....xx
Unrulyjulie what a lovely hug thankyou. Oh how hilarious with the torch , and I have a funny image of your father in law playing with it :-)
Weeal , that would be so painful for you , ouch , you poor thing , how embarrasing having all those students peering at your rear !
I am much better thankyou , the doctor came about 7 pm to check me . :-) xx
Carakeel , that hubby of yours is a gem . You are now crutchless , you won't know yourself .:-) xx
I am much better thankyou , the doctor came about 7 pm to check me . :-) xx
Carakeel , that hubby of yours is a gem . You are now crutchless , you won't know yourself .:-) xx
Last year when my mother was in hospital a neighbour of hers was in the bed opposite. During visiting hours one night there was a lot of commotion and they pulled the curtains round the bed of this neighbour, after about 15 minutes neighbours daughter came over to my mother and told her that Doris had died. My mother was extremely deaf and didn't have her hearing aid in, she completely misheard and said to the daughter....Oh i'm so glad my dear how nice for you......we never found out what exactly my mother thought was said as she passed away soon after, but when I think of it it still makes me laugh.
And there was me thinking you had been a good girl and got an early ngiht when I checked to make sure you wasnt here after midnight!
Im sorry to hear you was so poorly and hope youre doing better now.
When I was in hospital last month, there was just one man on the ward with three women. But the next day he was moved to an all male ward as he was only placed on the womens ward because there was no beds elsewhere!
Im sorry to hear you was so poorly and hope youre doing better now.
When I was in hospital last month, there was just one man on the ward with three women. But the next day he was moved to an all male ward as he was only placed on the womens ward because there was no beds elsewhere!
