Rod Hull

[Wotsits31]

Is Rod Hull dead?

[jackthehat]

......but he's a liar and I'm not sure about you..........

[ladymuck]

No definately Rod Hull, he has a dodgy bird on his arm!!

[Bewlay Bros.]

Bernie Clifton had a bird on his bottom.

[ladymuck]

No definately Rod Hull, he has a dodgy bird on his arm

[Wotsits31]

Did Russ Abbott have any creature on his arm?

[ladymuck]

Bella, she works in the cafe at work

[cazzz1975]

rod ,jane and freddy controlled each other..

I think it was a perv thing

[Bewlay Bros.]

Yes..... and I went to Rod Hull wake at his home, but the reception was awful.

[unrulyjulie]

OMG, i think i have just stepped into the twilight zone!!!!!


I was gonna pour me another drink but now i dont have to.

[annie0000]

I've just bought an Emu puppet for my son for Christmas as he has been watching the new programme on tv. I had an original emu puppet when i was a litte girl - and that wasn't yesterday!!!

[baileybird]

he is definitely still alive - his wife is in strictly come dancing

[Mr Jagger]

What has four legs and goes, "Sssshhhhhh"?
Rod Hull's television.

What were Rod Hull's last words?
"Emu, grab on to that ******* gutter!"

What was the last thing to go through Rod Hull's mind as he fell?
His conservatory.

What does Rod Hull and Emu have in common?
Neither of them can fly.

Did you hear about Rod Hull's funeral?
The reception was awful!

Saint Peter to Rod Hull:
"Just think, if you had cable you wouldn't be here right now!"

What does Rod Hull & River Phoenix have in common?
They both had a fatal night on the tiles.

What were Rod Hull's last words?
"Fly! You ******, fly!"

What was Rod Hull's favorite musical?
Fiddler On The Roof.

What does Rod Hull do his washing with?
Aerial and bounce.

What have Rod Hull and the European Commission got in common?
Neither have a hand in EMU anymore.

Why doesn't Emu need Viagra?
Because now his Rod is permanently stiff.

What's the difference between Rod Hull's roof and Vanessa Feltz?
One's very large, covered in slippery green slime and is difficult to get on top of; and the other's Rod Hull's roof.

[Mr Jagger]

Sorry!

[ELVIS68]

That`s 2 Rods with birds that have long spindley legs

I can see how baileybird got confused

[webstar]

Back to the Q, didn't he fall off his roof trying to fix hi Aeriel Very sad actually, all that money, �40 and rod and emu could have been stickin his nose up Parkinsons butt.

[mrs bucket]

i saw Vanessa Feltz passing bye the other night
she was at aout 20 thousand feet

[mrs bucket]

he should have sent emu up to fix the damn thing