ive just discovered a fool proof way of avoiding a trip.... after pounding the broken slabs and uneven foot paths of the west mids, ive come to the conclusion that marching is the way forward. does anyone remember the John Cleese, "dont mention the war" march in Fawlty Towers ??? ive practised this routine on more than one occasion and have had good results. :-)
saw the title and thought you'd been on LSD! Then i thought, nah, funkymoped is wayyyy too sensible for that!
Thing is, you feel a proper twerp when you trip in public (i do anyway and do it on a regular basis) however, im not sure doing the john Cleese thingy is gonna outweigh that humiliation!
I will have to try both and see which makes me feel dafter!