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am fed up - been to a 50th bday tonite it was dull
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so u are all invited to a party at mine - entry fee is �4 - to cover my caravan rent - plus dyno rod call out
the entertaiment is sex on legs alan titchmarsh , and please do bring ur own tit bits and nibbles
please come forward with ur name and the guest u will be bringing .
it starts at 1.30 so get ur glad rags on - ps alcohol will be served at my discresion
looking forward to seeing u lovers and friends
the entertaiment is sex on legs alan titchmarsh , and please do bring ur own tit bits and nibbles
please come forward with ur name and the guest u will be bringing .
it starts at 1.30 so get ur glad rags on - ps alcohol will be served at my discresion
looking forward to seeing u lovers and friends
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Aprillis - please rest assured i will ease u into it gently introduce you to some talent - i am not sure where from - as i have not come across any for months and months and months - but oh back to the party
i am the perfect host i will look after u and u will get a discount of 2 pound entry .
alan titchmarsh will be giving a speech - it will be a night to remeber i can assure u xx
i am the perfect host i will look after u and u will get a discount of 2 pound entry .
alan titchmarsh will be giving a speech - it will be a night to remeber i can assure u xx
Okay then Red, seeing as you are offering half-price entry and I'll be looked after personally by you, I will top up my hot choc with a large shot of brandy and brace myself for the night ahead. I've heard that Alan Titchmarsh bloke can be a bit racy. Do you have a cold shower in your caravan in case it all gets too much for me and he makes me come over all unnecessary?
lol no i answered it - i like to help when i can pmsl
erm yes i have a shower - it has not been used for weeks - i am careful about my CARBON FOOTPRINT
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and yes titich will make u come over all funny he always makes me feel warm inside ,
u have a few minutes tilll the party starts
somehow i get the feeling its not going to be buzzing with the usual sat nite crowd i get
plus my asbo may deter me from other crimes later tonite
erm yes i have a shower - it has not been used for weeks - i am careful about my CARBON FOOTPRINT
s
and yes titich will make u come over all funny he always makes me feel warm inside ,
u have a few minutes tilll the party starts
somehow i get the feeling its not going to be buzzing with the usual sat nite crowd i get
plus my asbo may deter me from other crimes later tonite
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