Christmas Crossword, December 19 2024...
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Dressing up
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I'm in a bit of a dilemma, my boyfriend enjoyes me putting make-up on him, and then he puts on a wig and walks around in my clothes, and somtimes puts balloons under his top, and then want to get frisky - I'm a little concerned is this normal??
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'Normal' is an emotive word here. A number of men are aroused by wearing women's clothing, and in some cases, make-up. It does not infer homosexuality, just a particular desire for this kind of stimulation. If you are happy with this, then it's not a problem, and is probably more common than you realise, so don't worry about it.
You might be gay if:
1. You wear the appropriate underwear for each of your dates.
2. You understand the subtle differences between at least 20 brands of vodka.
3. You understand the immense importance of good (or bad) lighting.
4. You can be in a crowded bar and still spot a toupee from 50 yards away.
5. You can tell a woman you love her bathing suit and mean her bathing suit.
6. You can tell a woman she has lipstick on her teeth without embarrassing her.
7. No one expects you to kiss and not tell.
8. You can have naked pictures of men you know in your home.
9. You can have naked pictures of men you don't know in your home.
10. You can have naked pictures of men you don't know in your home and on your computer.
or:
11. Unlike your women friends, you can hang out in men's locker room.
12. You understand why the good Lord created spandex.
13. You understand why the good Lord did not intend everyone to wear spandex.
14. You know the difference between a latte, cappuccino, cafe au lait and a macchiato. And if you don't, you know how to fake it.
15. You know how to get back at just about everyone.
16. Your pets always have great names.
17. Nobody expects you to change a tire.
18. You're the only guy who gets to do the "Cosmo" quizzes.
19. You know how to get a waiter's attention.
20. You only wear polyester when you mean to.
21. At any given instant, you can recite who was gay since the dawn of history.
22. You are, hands down, your nephew's and nieces' favorite uncle.
23. You get to choose your family.
24. You can tell your sexual compatibility with a potential partner by the way he holds his drink.
25. You can smile to let someone know you can't stand them.
26. You wouldn't be caught dead in Hooters.
27. You can freeze an approaching bar troll twenty feet away.
28. You're good pals with women other people can't stand.
29. You've always got an opinion, and don't mind sharing it.
30. You've read the book, seen the movie, done the musical.
or:
31. You know how to "air kiss".
32. You know exactly which cosmetic surgery to consider having... and the perfect excuse to give people who ask where you've been for two weeks.
33. You know how to dress strategically.
34. You know when to move out and move on.
35. You are the only one at the class reunion who looks better than you did in high school.
36. You've got at least one framed picture of a pet.
37. You know that being called a "cheap ****" isn't necessarily an insult.
38. You wouldn't buy someone a mug for their birthday.
39. You know which wine to bring.
40. Sales clerks don't mess with you.
41. You have a medicine chest stocked for any occasion.
42. You never hold a grudge for longer than a decade.
43. You've just about defeated the accent you were born with.
44. You know the way to a man's heart is not necessarily through his stomach.
45. You choose the most fabulous greeting cards.
46. You know every film ever made with male frontal nudity.
47. You've got sunscreen at every conceivable SPF level.
48. You have the latest International Male catalog.
49. You wouldn't dream of dressing out of the latest International Male catalog.
50. You can be bitchy without anyone blaming it on biology.
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Skinny, why don't tonight you put on your sauciest pair of knickers have a little drink with you boyfriend and show him exactly what you can do to please him. Im sure if you show him a good time tonight then he will never want to dress up again, put some magic on the radio and start making sweet love xxxxx
Donkey,
It's funny you should mention that because that's exactly what we've got planned, a little drink, soft music, and I'll be sure to wear those saucy pair of knickers.....he's just emailed me though and said about watching football, so I need to get that idea out of his head straight away,and I'm sure there will be plenty of sweet lovin xxxxx
As a suggestion instead of watching the football why don't you and your boyfriend get down blockbusters and hire forbidden cherries, I have seen this myself and even though may look like a porno from the cover is actually very much a romantic film. Im sure your boyfriend would swap the football for this. Instead of saucy knickers have you ever thought about going commando. This does the trick for every man and would turn him into your slave for you for the night. I think you should light some candles and incense as well and tell him how much you love him
Donkey,
I've heard of this forbidden cherries, and not being funny have been told it's c**p, and anyway I seem to have lost my blockbuster card...what a shame!!!!! I think it's a little bit cold to be going comando, but I'm sure I'll be able to turn him into my slave tonight anyway, and I'm sure there will be plenty of candles and incence, and I'll be sure to tell him how much I love him xxxxxx
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