Hair Raising

[justso]

Im going a bit thin on top but my beard grows really quickly.If i sleep hanging upside down will it reverse the growing characteriscs of my hair ?

[Elfin]

No, but if you sleep carefully suspended by every hair on your thinning bonce, your hair will pull through and become longer and your beard will hence be proportionally shorter. Sorted. Next...?

[secretspirit]

Well, has walking upright made all your hair slip to your feet? On second thoughts, don't answer that!