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How do I convert to Islam?
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There is really something missing in my life I'm fed up with drinking, Gambling, womanising etc, so I'm thinking of selling the old R1 buying a copy of the Koran and boning up on the prophet. Will I reach enlightenment and contentment this way? Do I just stroll up to the nearest Mosque and ask to be converted or what? Any advice would be most welcome.
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I think you first need to buy a long dress thing with plenty of room for concealing things, and then ask your mates, whilst looking in a mirror : does my bomb look big in this?grow a wirey beard that looks rediculous (no moustache though) and call yourself Mustaffa!! be carefull not to call yourself Mohamed, I think a teddy bear was beheaded for such a crime!!