We knew we'd only be attacked by the southern lard@rses who couldn't leapfrog a very small ant with a stunted growth disorder. What really is so great about England that you wanna stay there?
If I managed 5 times a night my wife would either die of shock or assume that we'd had an intruder!!! Besides my wife has always told me that I could die of a heart attack (or was that knife in the back) if I tried to have sex more than once a week????;op