If I'm so fertile, wonder why I've never fallen pregnant?
I also know I'm very acidic down there at times. My partner once got serious burns on his tongue! I'm not sure I should be telling you all this. But I feel I know you all.
Ok ok...So you're joking? If you are, may I just say that this is all in very very bad taste? Oh, and if you were joking, don't even think of coming back when you have a real problem, because noone will believe you. Sigh...
As you are male Mr Lee and obviously know nothing of the female anatomy or the problems we have with it. I suggest you don't make any comment as you obviously cannot offer me any useful advice, in regard to my predicament.