No. But I would queue up in a supermarket to get served by the fit checkout girl. I could then use my well rehearsed retail industry banter;
'Do you want a bag for life?'
'No, I already have one at home. She sent me here.'
'Are you OK packing your own bags?'
'I'll give it a go and if it gets too challenging can you take over?'
'Are you collecting the 'Tokens for Schools' vouchers?
'Sorry I didnt realise the education system in entirely funded by Tescos'
'Do you have a Tescos club card?'
'Yes - but I was waiting for you to ask me first'