Men Only.

[Abdulmajid]

Be honest do you ever squeeze your nuts to check for cancerous lumps??

We should, but I never do.

[JonnyBoy12]

Does a squirrel check its' nuts too?

[joggerjayne]

Jayne's Male Health Check

F R E E S E R V I C E

Worried about your health?
Not sure what you're looking for?
Let me grope (sorry ... "examine") your nuts instead.

It's free !!!

Appointments required (cos I like to know when you're going to come).

[JonnyBoy12]

I would like to sign up to your free health check, Jayne. Can I make an appointment now? I am told you have to do it very thoroughly for the checks to be effective!

[joggerjayne]

Just checked my Fella Feeler Manual and you're right, JB, one has to be thorough in these things. Can't take any chances or risk missing anything.

[pinkbunny]

hey guys hope this helps you should do it regularly as I am sure you dont need much excuse to touch them lol but it could save your life x x
http://www.icr.ac.uk/everyman/testicular/self- examination.html

[mightylegend]

Cant say i have



D T H ?�?

[messyjessy12]

i check my blokes bits all the time,so if there was any thing different it dont get passed me!!! ha

[joggerjayne]

Helpful post, pinkbunny.

That's all part of Jayne's Male Health Check.

Especially the "feeling for swellings" ... that's very important.

[pinkbunny]

ha ha jayne you crack me up lol

[joggerjayne]

pinkbunny ... I think it comes from not having had a real live bloke for so many months.

[pinkbunny]

Yes me too i have not had a real live bloke for a very long time either shall we start up a club for the alone and sexually frustrated lol

[puddicat]

I wonder why lol!!!!

[joggerjayne]

Maybe we could get our own section on AB ?

All the posts would have titles like ...

Shag me ... PLEASE !!

I really need a bonk.

Oh come on, I'm not that bad.

:-)

[joggerjayne]

Hi puddicat.

Are you going to rub it in by telling us that you're happily bloked up?

[pinkbunny]

Ha ha ha yeah sound like a plan!!!
Or maybe we could just set up our own ball feeling clinic ha ha to check for abnormal lumps??

Dam it you have already done that!!

[jno]

deeply disturbed at all these poor lasses saying they haven't had a live bloke...

[Ice.Maiden]

Rofl @ this disgraceful talk!!!

Abdul - don't squeeze too hard. They might pop!!

[joggerjayne]

As opposed to a dead one?

At least you know he'd be stiff.



(was that in poor taste?)

[pinkbunny]

oh god yeah that sounds real bad I have not had a dead one or anything sadistic lol
Just ment it has been a very long time since I have had any type of physical contact with a man kiss cuddle nothing. My ex put me off men for a very long time I know they are not all the same but never wanna risk finding my ex "take 2"