Radiotherapy

[gelda]

I'm off today to have a weeks radiotherapy, the cancer has spread to my pelvis, I just need cheering up a bit, somebody make me laugh please!!!

[shelby45]

A dwarf goes to the doctors complaining of being very sore 'down below'! He takes a look and gets out his scissors and starts snipping down there. When he's finished, the dwarf sais, 'oh doctor, thats much better, what did you do??'
He sais, 'I cut the top off your wellies'!!!!!!! lol :)
Good luck!!!

[cruella]

gelda,
Been wondering how you were doing!
I can't think of anything funny to say, but I do wish you well with your treatment. I know what you have been through in the past.
Just hang in there. xxx

[gelda]

Thanks Shelby, that made me laugh and Cruella thanks for your thoughts, I've been through the mill a bit just lately, I seem to have been spending so much time at the hospital these past few weeks,every time they tell me the cancer has spread somewhere else the positive thinking goes out the window!! but I shall cope no doubt, I hope!
Gelda x

[cruella]

You have come through so much gelda, I am sure you will get through this too. xx
Keep us posted.

[JonnyBoy12]

Well, I could tell you the joke about the Radiographer, but you would see right through it!

Sorry, I do not wish to make light of your predicament, but you did say make you laugh. Hope the treatment cures it.

[justmetoo]

best wishes to you gelda, stay strong......x

[gelda]

Thanks Jonnyboy.

[gelda]

And Justmetoo, I'm off in an hour, not looking forward too it!

[justmetoo]

Im going to be thinking about you Gelda and sending positive thoughts to you........take care...x

[catcuddler]

what do u call a donkey with 3 legs?











a wonky lol
silly but funny
what do u call a fish with no eyes
a fsh!
hope these help

[gelda]

lol!

[sandmaster]

Just heard this on Radio 2 - an oldie but a goldie-
A couple go to the vicar to book their wedding. He is 87 she is 80.
The vicar says "Are you sure you want to get married?"
The couple assure him - "Not really, but our parents insist".
Hope you had a giggle.
Best of luck.

[catcuddler]

hope we all helped you.wish you all the best for the future xxxxif you need anymore i have lots of bad jokes lol

[gelda]

Thanks all,I've just got back, had to have a blood test first, it rather tickled me when the nurse said 'you'll just feel a little scratch' when she put the needle in, I remember in the past they always used to say 'you'll feel a little pr1ck' I don't suppose they're allowed to say that now!!

[cruella]

At least you have not lost your sense of humour gelda.
Keep it up.
How did things go today anyway?
Do you have to go back for more treatment tomorrow?

[gelda]

Every day this week and on Friday a CT scan then next Monday I have to see the oncologist. I feel a little bit more cheerful than I did this morning.

[momac]

God luv Ya.

[cruella]

Glad to hear you are more upbeat gelda.
Keep it up.
Just hang in there. xx

[sanden]

Sorry Gelda I am no good at jokes, but just wanted to wish you all the best. I will think of you each day and hope you stay strong.

[gelda]

Thanks so much all of you. x