mistakes in doctors notes

[markgem]

On examination of the genitalia reveals
that he is circus sized.

I believe she is numb from the toes down.

While in E R she was x rated and sent home.

She stated she had been constipated for most of her life,
until she got her divorce.

ahh the good old NHS

[chicho,bird2]

nellie the

elephant

ssssssssssssssssssssssssss

n e s

o sorry

n h s xxxxx

[legendis.god]

trumpety trump







toooot tooooooooooot

[bigmamma]

Child has been vomiting , mother coming up later

[markgem]

thank you big mamma
usually get ignored .
must be cos i am not in with the in crowd

[mrs.chappie]

Hey mark, sorry you feel you're being ignored buddy .... just wish I could think of summat witty to post!

{:o)

[markgem]

thank you mrs chappie, i am actually a women, and the moniker is part of my childrens names
cheers 4 being so nice you are a rare breed
maybe this site is not for me .

[mrs.chappie]

Hey doll, please don't think like that .... I'm sure other folk are just the same as me, can't think of owt to post!

Come on lass, post another question, and others will answer .... give it a go ....

PS: Ya can still be me buddy, even though you're a girl! x

[legendis.god]

you can blow into my trumpet


take a deep breath

[ELVIS68]

A kick up the arse and a slap round the head


Not a doctors prescription but a lesson to you markgem for being a defeatist

There is no "in crowd" just join in and enjoy

[legendis.god]

woman chokes on a suppository


at least she wont talk out of her arse anymore

[Buenchico]

Hi (Mrs) Mark

I thought that these might amuse you:
http://www.businessballs.com/letters_to_the_co uncil.htm

http://www.businessballs.com/insuranceclaims.h tm

Chris

[mrs.chappie]

Letter to the council:

"I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off."

Hey Chris, that website's hilarious.

[markgem]

ahh thanx mrs chappie 4 that would love to be your buddy
and niceboy just laughed out loud and nearly woke my man
and i am not a defeatist prob just not as fiesty as i thought i was
considering i am a substance misuse councellor admittingly on sick leave you would think i could handle most stuff
thanks all will be posting more funnies cos it helpsx

[mrs.chappie]

Hey markgem, take no notice of Elvis ..... any more lip like that from him and I'll be round to his abode pronto to punch his lights out ......

Anyhoo ....... did ya have a look at that link about letters to the council? Ya gorra laugh!!!!

[Ice.Maiden]

Letter to me......

Dear.....
Thank you for allowing me to have an extra day's holiday.
No, you don't have to give my husband one.......

[markgem]

o beunchico
just absolutly loved those sites you sent.
been so busy working prob forgot how to laugh cheers sunshine

[markgem]

thanx everyone who posted .
shall try again tomorow ,would like to have chats with other like minded people
as stuck on sofa and very bored with tv

love n stuff trish.

[mrs.chappie]

Night Trish.x
Sweet dreams.
Catch yer later!