Are you a ....................

[legendis.god]

I was just chattin to someone and i came to the conclusion im a psyhco magnet.

My judgement with women in recent years seems to be , that with a few exceptions , that i attract the more psychotic of the species.

Dont get me wrong they start off ok , then
kapowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


you guessed it psycho bunnt boiling nutjob halfwitted psychopathic looony seems to kick in and im left wondering what the fork in hell �?�?�

[Gormless]

That sounds awful, poor you.

[mrs.chappie]

Don't mince yer words leg .... out with it, lad! [:o)

[ummmm]

I'm normal......

I'm so normal that Gormless now ignores me....!!!!

[Gormless]

I am wondering if "chattin" shouldn't rather be "shouting at"

[legendis.god]

Well as i said


lol

bez ya nuttter


chappy behave

the wee leper prawn will be back soon


see if shes comin to da reeef



i will have eto buy her a weed rinky


lol



tho

she may be a wee psyko tooo �?�?�



lol

[Ice.Maiden]

Name and shame 'em. Let's see, I heard there was Ivy - the one who REALLY sent you up the wall.... and Pansy..not quite sure what to make of her......

Perhaps you'd better name the exceptions instead!

[legendis.god]

icey

i couldnt name


thats not my style


ill leave that for ..........................................



faecesbookers




lol


no i doubt youd know any of em icey



so pointless
and as i say



not my style lol

[pastafreak]

We are not all like that Leg........maybe you should get 2nd opinions before you attract the wrong sort..lol

[Gormless]

Yea? What's Yea?

Are you laid back dragging on a cheroot and killing off Ramone's gangsters, or are you pi$$ed on the pavement outside The King's Ar$ehole in Basildon?

The word is YES. Now go away and practise.

[legendis.god]

yeah pasty im shure that your right.

In futur i will get second opinions


maybe even a third or forth



why not



maybe ill get piccys and run them by you and the other ladies here????
lol

[Ice.Maiden]

I just KNOW you mean Muriel. She can be a bit off the wall as well! : )

[pastafreak]

Hope you're not being sarky,Legs....

[Ice.Maiden]

Well let's hope that pink's OK shall we, because she probs doesn't know herself whether she'll be getting to the Reef or not yet.

[Gormless]

It would be terrible if pinks couldn't make it to the reef.

A bit like losing it on the stairs.

[legendis.god]

pickle


jjust cos im a a bachelor

dont be tryin to hit on me



lmao

[Drisgirl]

LOL -its just the Cumbernauld mafia you attract leg -cannae even be big enough to post as themselves -just post as ludicrous names.

The biggest dead giveaway was madjudas68 --you know the ginge one who was spurned by -da ra da ra mads68 -wasnt her very best psuedonym and dont weep unless youre laughing that is -lol

Away to catch up with Im a celeb -ta ra -laters maybe x

[ummmm]

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