An elderly lady went to see her doctor......Oh!! doctor I'm in terrible pain please help.......Where does it hurt? asked the doctor......All over doctor all over......Show me where asked the doctor.......Touching her head....here doctor...Touching her neck....and here doctor......Touching her arm......and here doctor....Touching her leg,,,,,and here as well doctor...what's wrong with me?.......Hmmm my dear said the doctor you've Broken Your Finger!!!
Aweeee poor Lorence. You see I didn't actually read it. You can tell from the first sentence its one of your dim witted atempts at telling a stupid joke that lacks humour. LOL u NIMROD.
Oh what would mummy say you not utilising your public school education? You pretentious @rse bandit. I bet you played soggy biscuit EVERY night and came last every time on purpose. Batty boy.
Well, it has obviously been posted in the wrong category but at least it is harmless fun, which is more than can be said for a lot of the posts and responses on CB. hth