im considering colonic irrigation..

[yummymum]

as anybody had it done?

[zig.zag]

yuk!! lol

hosepipe jobby

no thankyou's

[Gormless]

hosepipe jobby

SMSL!!!!!!

[mrs.chappie]

Whiffy, have you had colonic irrigation?

[Gormless]

It wasn't me threw the desk out of Upper Five, it was Potter Minor, honest.

[sara3]

Gormy, you would never want a colonic whilst you keep SMSL-ing!

[mrs.chappie]

ROFL @ nono.

[mrs.chappie]

Puddi - can't get hold of Ethel, and you're probably right about her being in bed.

Hey, can I just add - I'm not Ethel, I'm a tad younger (more than 20 years younger in fact). Wish I was as clever as her though! By heck, she knows her stuff.

[mrs.chappie]

Oh, and can I just add - I didn't ring Ethel or owt like that - (wouldn't ring anybody at this hour unless it was very urgent). Just tried her on her computer, that's all.

[trt]

It would be cheaper to put a narrow hosepipe up your bum, but not on high pressure. : - )

[imhotep]

I reckon my bowels are in pretty good shape.
I eat plenty of fibre,as I have a good bowl of whole wheat
honey nut shredded wheat every morning for brekkie.

My bowel movements are in good working order too!!

[mrs.chappie]

Imo, you're a good lad.

[imhotep]

Why thank you Mrs C.

Ooooh,yes knobby I love T bones as well.
salivates just thinking about it
Mmmm,how about a nice juicy succulent steak.
Oooh yum,I like mine medium rare.
How do you like yours knobby?

[mrs.chappie]

I'm gonna buy some steak and cook a stir-fry this week. Saw a nice recipe on Gordon Ramsay's prog, and now I really fancy it.

[Gormless]

There's certainly one newly-wed not getting a good bit of beef tonight!

[sn�gged]

From colonic irrigation > stir fried steak > someone getting a bit of pork... bizarre.