teasmaid...
perhaps your mans need to `seek the pig`
was borne out of nothing more innocent than pure hunger and believe me i`ve had bacon butties from down there so no wonder he`s having trouble with his vowels.so don`t worry to much, if he`s anything like me we were born rough and thats the way we stay.i know where your cummin from though,i`m experiencing a similar situation with a bit of posh totty i work with(and crazy about)she sometimes lets her p`s and q`s slip now and then but her charm,sense of humor,and great laugh more than make up for it.so stick with it i`m sure he`ll be as rough as you want him to be.
p.s umm teasmaid,,,didn`t you used to be
goblin teasmaid or was that someone else???(ops sorry that was a bit rough and crude of me)
bye(whispered)