He's always there when I need him, he never snores, I adore spending time with him and he takes up very little room on the bed... Admittedly he's also a laptop called Zappy but he makes me happy.
Cos he isnt my usual type,he isnt much taller than me,quite a shortarse,he is funny loving and generous,and his good side is very stubborn,farts alot,works hard,good father,familyman!!!