How to pull a bird

[BRFCC]

I am 64 yrs old. I have just come out out of a 22 yr reationship. I was just wondering if people could help me regain my pulling power. I am looking for a woman aged from about 25-35. Thanks

[cheyenne]

havent got a clue mate,but good luck.if you succeed write a book about it,your make a fortune.but to be honest why not go for say between 45 and 55yr olds.you might stand a better chance.or are you a millionare??

[smudge]

Yes I agree with vinny & would suggest you could aim for a little higher in age. There are some 20-30 year old females who like older men, but you are 64! Good luck!

[georgit79]

BRFCC, I have to agree with the posts here- I'd lower your expectations a bit if I were you! Can't help wondering if this is another wind-up...

[bluedolphin]

I think ur only chance is if u are one of the following.

1. Filthy Rich

2. U have got property

3. U go for a Chinese Bride or a Thai Bride

4. U offer to marry someon who wants to get a visa in ur country...you'll be inundated...

Good luck all the above will work....

[Robinia]

I agree with the others, don't have a set age range.

You could be right georgit - any 64 yr old who's still using the phrase 'pull a bird' hasn't got much chance anyway have they....?

[FP]

Noddy, quite agree, any 64 yr old using that phrase won't even pull an older lady - we're not that desperate!!!

[Lindy Loo]

Hi Smudge where have you been? We've missed your input lately.

I'd give yourself time to get over the last relationship first!!

 

But with an age gap of nearly 30years, that'd be like going out with someone young enough to be your  daughter, or me going out  with an 80year old!! Even my dad isn't as old as that!!! (No disrepect to the elderly but YUCK!!)

 

< P>But good luck though!!

[BRFCC]

Ive just got a number for a 32yr old, that came out for the day on my yacht in St Lucia for lunch.

[georgit79]

Ok, now I know this is definitely a wind-up! Thanks, for clearing that up, BRFCC!

[BRFCC]

It is not a wind up son

[el duerino]

BRFCC - I find the phrase

 

'are you down with it?' and also

'waddup ho!?'

 

are a sure fire success with the ladies. given your life experience I am sure you will have no trouble at all securing a younger lady. For a small fee. ;)

[tartanwiz]

Lots of anti-wrinkle cream and hair colourant. Good luck.

[crazy chick]

''Pull a bird'' 'nuff said really..I find this says it all

[2NINTOKYO]

Please, enlighten an uneducated colonist. What the hell is "pulling a bird" and what was the other one? Oh yeah..What is "having your coat pulled" or something to that effect. As in the pick up line. 

[Smurfie]

(1) Get a face lift

(2) Get liposuction

(3) Become a millionare overnight.

(4) Buy a house in Beverly Hills

(5) Take viagra

(6) Hire a maid, butler, chauffer and gourmet chef