Dumping ground

[NoMercy]

What was the best, worst, cruelest or funniest way you ever dumped someone?
Did you sink so low as to employ the old "I don't deserve you" chestnut?
Or were you a complete unmitigated shyster, and dumped them via text/email?

[joggerjayne]

"I just want to say, that it's not you ... it's me.

But the fact is ...

It's not me ...

It's you."







(okay, okay ... I read this in a book somewhere)

[ChuckFickens]

not me doing the dumping, but I got dumped by last girlfriend by text message from another Blokes mobile phone while she was in his car being taken home after spending the night round his!

[China Doll]

I once dumped someone by phone but we'd only been dating two weeks and I was 18. I felt awful.

[NoMercy]

I can't believe they edited my question with the " instead of the inverted commas!

[NoMercy]

They just did it again!!!!

[NoMercy]

Chuck, your ex sounds like she has all the depth of a contact lens............ :-)

[ChuckFickens]

LOL... she was 21 so wasn't expecting a life long relationship out of it :)

[funnygirl]

I went to the pictures with this guy and it was so obvious we were not suited. I said I was going to the toilet and I just came home!!!

What a coward, I am eh!!

[craft1948]

funnygirl I'm with you. I'd been seeing this guy and after a couple of months he wanted me to meet his mother! She lived about 30 miles away and we went there in his car. As the day went on I went off him more and more so I said I was going to the shop for some cigarettes and caught the train home.

[Bbbananas]

I've always been very gentle. That gentle that they haven;t always got the message straight away, so then i've been forced into being more forceful. But still then; always nicely & kindly.
Having to dump someone is almost as horrid as being dumped. Well, almost but not quite...

I like to stay friends with my exes wherever possible; even if the rats haven't always deserved my friendship.

[NoMercy]

Yeah, I've done the old, "I'm just popping to the loo" thing and then gone out of the fire escape!!!!

[ummmm]

I start an argument then say 'I can't handle this any more'

[joggerjayne]

I don't know how I could live without you ...

... but I've decided to find out.

[4getmenot]

I only ever broke up with two people and on both occasions I spoke to them face to face

[Panic Button]

Yes 4get, and I am still crying.

You could have been a bit less brutal.

[rinkins]

I like that JJ, I might keep it in mind for future use - if ever there is one!!

[NoMercy]

How about saying it with poetry?

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
A face like yours
Belongs in a Zoo

I know it's an old one, but it still makes me chuckle.......

[joggerjayne]

rinkins ...

So, how does this work ... ?

When you start seeing someone, you've already lined up how you're going to dump them ?

LOL

[tamborine]

can't live with you, can't live without you but am managing, bye

[Goodsoulette]

I've done a fair bit of not dumping-dumping, where by I just never call them back ever again and yes, I would think it's bloody rude if anyone ever did it to me.