Is this magic???

[Claire72]

My boyfriend can put his perfectly clean, aroma-free hands in his trouser pocket, and after 2mins he pulls them out and, hey presto, his fingers smell of cheese. Beat that Blaine! Can any other you other readers beat that?

[georgit79]

Claire that's disgusting! Why did you need to share? I have a dodgy hangover as it is!

[Claire72]

And? It's magic!

[georgit79]

no, he's just got dirty cheesy pockets and needs to wash his jeans!

[Claire72]

That's where you are wrong, his pockets aren't cheesey, because he's got holes in them.

[manmilk]

What kind of cheese is it? is it wensleydale?

[Claire72]

Well the stuff under his fingernails looks like Dairylea.

[georgit79]

oh my dear god i really am going to be sick now. are you sure you're a girl, because you're verging on boy humour!

[manmilk]

i hope shes a girl. i think she sounds hot

[Claire72]

It's not supposed to be funny it's his party piece. What's yours Georgit? Having a face like you've sucked on a lemon, only without the need for the lemon??

[manmilk]

i always preferred the phrase 'like a bulldog licking p1ss off a nettle'

[ICEMANSAV]

lmao! This thread is amusing.

[ICEMANSAV]

Are you sure its not your pocket he is putting his hand in Claire 72?

[slimjim]

The jokes on you, Claire, if you're happy to let him prod you with such a dirty instrument.

[Dick Cheese]

Well if i put my hands in my girlfriends pockets, they come out smelling of fish.  Do you think this is magic?

[georgit79]

that wasn't very nice, Claire. I just don't get why you posted it. I've got two brothers just out of their teens, so I get plenty of lovely toilet humour as it is, thanks.

[Casey]

Tell him to wash his dirty dick!! That's disgusting.

[natalie_1982]

That is so nasty, I think it is a wind up but the whole post is making me laugh.

[natalie_1982]

Anyway, it's licking p*ss off a thistle.

[flanker]

Have just read that and absolutely pi55ed myself silly. I just adore Viz humour.