I take

[Big-Head]

My hat of to whifffey he certainly knows his onions.

But my onion is so much bigger than his as well as my hat as it has to be to cover my head cazzz

[whifffey]

You are certainly wise to keep the sun away from that ghastly fat bald head. Wear a hat yourself as well.

[cazzz1975]

whiffey only knows because he does the same thing himself, ipso facto

[mrs.chappie]

Err .... Big-Head .... You're not Humpty Dumpty, are you?

[Big-Head]

Yes cazzzy he was my mentor on here and I have learnt well and I am far superior and bigger on here now than he is

[Big-Head]

No Mrs C that is leg

[mrs.chappie]

Ah .... Evening Knobbs!

[:o)

[tamborine]

you're getting to be the biggest bore now.

[Big-Head]

Whoops sorry leg but I could not resist that one

[whifffey]

My apologies, I thought this was the poster who recently took to himself a bald wife.

[cazzz1975]

your only saying that because you have cable tamb ;D

[Big-Head]

Who tambo? I take it that you mean whifffey

[Big-Head]

Everning Mrs C

[cazzz1975]

no tamborine, whiffey is too foppish to be tamborine

[whifffey]

Yes you would because you are not very bright.

[mrs.chappie]

Serious question now - Is Lippy really bald? Does she really wear a wig?

If so ... whiffey, you're gonna get a kick up the Khyber Pass for joking about such things.

[whifffey]

Bald women can be very attractive.

[Big-Head]

Well you should know as you are one

[DSnewsKE]

Lippy really is bald. When she takes it off, you can't tell them apart. Big-Head has been wearing it a lot this week, a master of disguise!!!

[tamborine]

thanx Big-head for that lovely Maccy song x

[mrs.chappie]

I take it Lippy is not really bald, and the daftness about a wig is all part of the game on here, is it?