Lets make a story up.

[PeeBee1]

I will begin....

Once upon a time.............................

[another-view]

The end.

[PeeBee1]

PMSL, good one.

[karma22]

there was a mouse called squeak

[another-view]

who loved to eat cheese...

[MWB]

but not just ANY cheese....................

[another-view]

it had to be specially flown in from....

[tonyav]

holland.

[karma22]

This is because...

[another-view]

the mouse was extremely...

[karma22]

fussy

[Leggalyblond]

he also had a very large penis , which he

[Bbbananas]

he liked Edam because it had a skin. And he liked cheese that had a skin or a rind....

[another-view]

regularly waved around at

[MWB]

as he was Micky Mouse & was used to being feted by...........

[another-view]

next doors cat

[Bbbananas]

he would often eat four cheeses which gave him the nickname of the foreskin cheese lover...

[karma22]

minnie mouse in her pyjamas

[MWB]

After having lolled at salla, the mouse dove into the depths of the Atlantic ocean to meet up with 3 other skin divers who had to circumcise a whale so........................

[mccfluff]

didn't follow H&S procedures and got eaten by the whale

[PeeBee1]

and there was an inquest to find out exactly how...........