He said if you have no paaper and are constipated you'll have to spoon it out, to which one of the other girls nearly had fits of panick and laughter at the same time!
There's a book called 101 Uses For A Dead Cat. It's supposed to be funny but it isn't. But this thread is. Find a good illustrator Molly and you're a millionaire.
I don't think so ankou he works with dnagerous power tools and has even nearly chopped part of his finger off before. But he got it stitched back on again.