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You know when you are getting old when........!
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You know you're getting old when:
You sink your teeth in a steak and they stay there.
You get your hearing aid mixed up with the suppository.
A fortune teller offers to read your face.
Every other statement begins with " In my day ".
You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
You finally get your head together and your body starts to fall apart.
When you and your teeth don't sleep together.
When happy hour is a nap.
When dancing is something you do on your way to the bathroom 10 times a day.
You need glasses to find your glasses.
You can live without sex but not without glasses.
When your body is no longer capable of doing the things your mind is still certain it can.
When you bend over to tie your shoe, you look around to see what else you can do since you're already down there.
You sink your teeth in a steak and they stay there.
You get your hearing aid mixed up with the suppository.
A fortune teller offers to read your face.
Every other statement begins with " In my day ".
You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
You finally get your head together and your body starts to fall apart.
When you and your teeth don't sleep together.
When happy hour is a nap.
When dancing is something you do on your way to the bathroom 10 times a day.
You need glasses to find your glasses.
You can live without sex but not without glasses.
When your body is no longer capable of doing the things your mind is still certain it can.
When you bend over to tie your shoe, you look around to see what else you can do since you're already down there.
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I'm perminantly cold so I think they're a cracking idea. However, the man hostage still has 'issues' with the fact taht I like those little sock slipper things with the grips so I think I'd be dumped if I got a matching blanket... Apparently my slippers are not considered 'sexy'.... How rude!
I'm perminantly cold so I think they're a cracking idea. However, the man hostage still has 'issues' with the fact taht I like those little sock slipper things with the grips so I think I'd be dumped if I got a matching blanket... Apparently my slippers are not considered 'sexy'.... How rude!
I have a yellow, white and pink pair and they all have a little bow on, what's not to like?!
We went to see a couple of mates of mine for dinner who like me are always cold so we have a rountine of fleecing up and putting slippers on. Man hostage was astonished to find they'd provided him with his own pair of slippers to borrow for the night... Was very funny!
We went to see a couple of mates of mine for dinner who like me are always cold so we have a rountine of fleecing up and putting slippers on. Man hostage was astonished to find they'd provided him with his own pair of slippers to borrow for the night... Was very funny!