What's it like to be old?

[Jemisa]

'OLD' IS WHEN...

Your sweetheart says, 'Let's go upstairs

and make love,' and you answer,

'Pick one; I can't do both!'



'OLD' IS WHEN...

Your friends compliment you

on your new alligator shoes

and you're barefoot.



'OLD' IS WHEN...

A sexy lady or hunk catches your fancy

and your pacemaker opens the garage door.



'OLD' IS WHEN...

Going braless

pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.



'OLD' IS WHEN...

You don't care where your spouse goes,

just as long as you don't have to go along.



'OLD' IS WHEN...

You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police




'OLD' IS WHEN...


'Getting a little action'

means you don't need to take any fibre today.



'OLD' IS WHEN...

'Getting lucky' means you find your car

in the Car Park..



'OLD'IS WHEN...

An 'all nighter' means not getting up

to use the bathroom.

[saxy_jag]

Old is when you stop to look in a shoe shop window and you realise they haven't got any slippers on display.

Old is when you seriously consider beige as a colour option for your next item of clothing.

[Mamyalynne]

Commenting on 'nice' oven gloves on the shelves and tutting a lot.

[micmak]

OLD is when it takes you all night to do what you use to do all night.

[poodicat]

Old is when you become beige..

[ttfn]

Beige is ok - I am not keen on grey - hair and skin colouring!
mamya - thanks a bunch pal ^ I have just added 2 tut's to janzman's thread
<<goes off for sulk>>

[Mamyalynne]

Proves my point Ena !

[ttfn]

mamya mia - mea culpa
(I'll get you back tonight yer little devil ♥)

[poodicat]

ttfn beige is not ok lol,it means you are old,look tomorrow how many old uns wear beige,i refuse to succumb..

[ttfn]

I think I may have a few items for the charity bags after all in that case poodi ;o)

[saxy_jag]

Old is floral frocks and a shampoo & set - and I refuse to go there!

[craft1948]

Beige is just disgusting.....

[poodicat]

Old is when you become frightened of the world...

[Mamyalynne]

I have tartan boottee slippers

[saxy_jag]

The problem is the beige kinda creeps up on you. It's disguised as 'flesh' or 'natural' and before you know it, you're buying 'leisure suits' and 'attractive prints'.

[ttfn]

craft - lots of people might disagree with that

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[craft1948]

I have never yet seen a 'well cut' beige suit...

[ttfn]

maybe not craft but some donkeys are beige-ish

[NoMercy]

"What's it like to be old"...

I'll ask bobjugs when I speak to him later...

[Prudie]

Camel is one of 'the colours' to wear this autumn, guess that's not beige

[Mamyalynne]

Don't take the hump Pru, but it is.