i want to move to lanzarote very soon ... i,m looking for someone to move with me from england any offers girls ??

[dannyboyz]

??

[redcrx]

yeah, i can offer you my cousin! I fact, take my aunt instead

[bobjugs12]

You can have my annoying ex wife if you want her

[yogi-bear]

My niece lives on Lanzerote, danyboyz, with her partner ( they are getting married next year, so will be over for that) and their year old son. 4 years now....they love it.

Good luck to you, matey :0)

[Bbbananas]

Nah - I wouldn't particularly choose to live there. I'd think about some parts of France, parts of Spain, parts of Italy, parts of the Caribbean.....

[yogi-bear]

^ snob x

[yogi-bear]

duck your noggin, redhelen x

[Bbbananas]

Who yogi? Me?!!
Nah - I imagine Lanzarote to be very arid & dry - I need moisture & greenery.
I could, of course, be wrong.

[craft1948]

If you change the destination to Sardinia you can take the daughter.....

[craft1948]

I'll have her helen.........she can sit in the corner next to NoM's nan......

[craft1948]

er I may have just moved..........

[ChuckFickens]

"she can sit in the corner next to NoM's nan"

If you arrange them carefully I'm sure you could put them to good use as book ends or similar.

[craft1948]

okay Helen you're on,............NoM's nan just sits drinking gin telling everyone about her sex life.........reminds me of someone actually.

[mccfluff]

it if was italy i'd be up for it, mind you it might be rather fun the watch crafty and Nom's nan drinking gin

[anneasquith]

your missing the best girls by excluding scotland.