Whether you like them or not I have recently had a tattoo of a dove with an olive branch tattooed on my back and want some script to go with it. I know a lot of people may answer this with 'how about I'm an idiot' but I want something meaningful to go with it. Any suggestions?
CAPTAIN: "Simpson, what do you want?"
HOMER: "I want peas."
CAPTAIN: "We all want peace, but it's always a little out of reach. And how do you get peace?..."
HOMER: "With a knife."
CAPTAIN: "That's right, not with an olive branch, but with the bayonette."