What's the most stupid thing you've done when drunk?

[Andy008]

Mine was smashing up a car, in front of three watching plain-clothes police officers.

Can anyone top that?

[oneyeedick.]

Impersonating a police officer then going in the police station to report my lost rabbit big ears.

[IndieSinger]

I once put my shoes in the sink.

 

I know, I know, I'm mental.

[TomTom]

Not something ive done, but my mate hit a police station wall whilst drunk behind the wheel! Wrote his car off and got a 2 year ban!

[dmsjps]

Apparently mine was crawling round a friend's front garden talking to the rose bushes - but I can't remember it!

 

My husband's was going for a wee in the wardrobe - but I managed to stop him just in time. He then headed for my chest of drawers but I managed to divert him to the bathroom.

 

Oh, another time I woke up at 3am and his side of the bed was cold. I found him in the bath, naked and trying to use the shower curtain as a blanket!

 

Love to hear other people's stories. Good idea, Andy008!

[Scarlett]

Videoing the evidence...

[Andy008]

I think urinating in a cupboard is the kind of thing we've all done.

I was thinking more along the lines of insane stupidity bordering on suicidal....i.e. my neighbour who wrote off a �37,000 BMW he'd saved up for 4 years to buy. He had to be physically cut out of the car by the fire brigade, and the fact he was drunk meant he didn't tense up in shock when the car crashed, which ironically saved his life.

[peanut]

walked about 15 miles home from a night club. I had $300 and a cell phone in my pocket but still walked not thinking to call for a ride. picked up by the state police for walking on the interstate highway and brought to the next exit and dropped off to walk the rest of the way home.

[IndieSinger]

Oh you mean like when I accidentally knocked a box of tissues onto the floor in a drunken stupor? I'll never forget the day after - spent ages picking up tissues. The crazy things we get up to as students.

[sunflower68]

Cmon Indie spill the beans.  I just know you've led a sordid life. x

[IndieSinger]

What it YOU?

[IndieSinger]

*Was

[sunflower68]

I was too drunk to remember.

[dirtyharriet]

In the taxi home skint after a night out with my boyfriend, my bf asked me if I had any extra change to tip the driver. I replied that I hadn't but would give him a **** *** instead. My bf told everyone who would listen for weeks after. The shame.


When I was about 18 I got extrememly drunk over xmas and told everyone in my local pub that "anyone who wanted it could have it"

[CiderMonkey]

decided very cleverly to take a 'short cut' on my way from Oxford Street to Holborn, getting lost, phoning my boyfriend in tears (he was meant to be meeting me with the car) and having him look up where I was on the A-Z and direct me to meet him!

[MikeMikeMike]

Lost my phone at a rodeo party on a farm, and was found later by my friends crawling through the manure, wailing loudly, picking up beer cans which I held to my ear and shouted 'Hello?' in the vain home that it was my mobile.

 

Also woken up by the police next to a canal, with my trousers and shoes in a  neatly folded pile thirty yards down the bank.

[ikefoona]

I got drunk and broke my foot when I was 16 then did exactly the same thing to the same foot at my Wedding reception 7 years later! Well if I can't get drunk and be daft at my own wedding when can I?!

[crisgal]

i rode a horse - bareback and naked - through a piazza in rome! Apparently it stopped the traffic, but I can't remember a thing! Shame really, it would have been a great memory!

I once woke up to the sound of my husband (who'd been on a stag night and forgot his key) whispering outside the bedroom window, accompanied by the gentlest tapping of stones against the glass. When I let him in and asked him why he hadn't rang the doorbell, he replied, "I didn't want to wake you!" Amazing!