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And around your way too barmaid - I was in the Moorhen on Friday afternoon, waiting for the BF to arrive. There was a works do - an ageing rock-star-ish person with long grey straggly hair, leather jacket & man boobs sauntered up to me at the bar and said "Oi love, brace yourself.... I hope you've got some vaseline cos you & me are going to have a rough passage tonight...."
What the hell do you say to that? And in Hampton? Boston I would expect it.... but I thought Hampton was posh!!!!
(I told him I only used KY). ;-)