Inner Peace - the Dr Phil version

[boxtops]

I was sent this on email - good enough to share....!

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates, and a half bottle of scotch.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.

[China Doll]

You know.... When I saw Dr Phill, I nearly gave you a virtual slap... BUt as it's you, I;ll just finish the wine instead.

[craft1948]

The daughter was watching a cookery programme which advocated the use of 'leftover wine' in a recipe............she rang me up to ask what that was.

[ethandron]

what a good idea, especially on boxing day, all those leftovers, started but not finished. will be full of inner peace by the end of tomorrow too once the relatives have gone home ;)

[Mosaic]

We done this one a coupla weeks ago.....