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snags | 20:25 Mon 10th Jan 2011 | Body & Soul
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Why does this activity appear to be such a favourite amongst the many alien life forms that allegedly visit this planet? Why not the ear or another bodily orifice of the abductee?
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perhaps all aliens are obsessed with bums
20:26 Mon 10th Jan 2011
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Because not everyone is as happy to don a gimp mask and grab a couple of oranges like your good self...
20:26 Mon 10th Jan 2011
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If aliens are so intelligent why do they always abduct then return idiots?
20:28 Mon 10th Jan 2011
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you are thinking of volunteering I presume.....
20:28 Mon 10th Jan 2011
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So... no real ideas then...
20:29 Mon 10th Jan 2011
Avatar Image Mick-Talbot
lol type in 'snags anal probes' in the search box.

he has asked this question 17 times.lol
20:30 Mon 10th Jan 2011
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Why would they travel millions of light years, sneak in without contacting us, abduct a country bumpkin and do a Gillian McKeith on him?

I have some slight doubts now.
20:31 Mon 10th Jan 2011
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one could surmise a**hole then
20:31 Mon 10th Jan 2011
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a fixation that is
20:31 Mon 10th Jan 2011
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the question should be "why is snags so obsessed with anal probing?"
20:32 Mon 10th Jan 2011
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I have not asked this question previously. Well... not under this user name...
20:33 Mon 10th Jan 2011
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They probe all orifices..but strangely...bums are the one people have most fear of...
20:33 Mon 10th Jan 2011
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wouldnt they have gleaned enough information after several bums to move on from anal probing?
20:35 Mon 10th Jan 2011
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Exactly cazzzz... happy new year by the way... hope your 2011 is full of meat...
20:36 Mon 10th Jan 2011
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who else is afraid of their bum?
20:39 Mon 10th Jan 2011
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happy new year snags, its a slow start to my meat year, we have had rubbish bin strikes so I cannot eat anything that leaves bones for animals to rip open. im getting regular meat sweats. im tempted to cook one of the binmen
20:39 Mon 10th Jan 2011
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maybe the aliens will take away your neighbourhood bins, cazz, thinking they have discovered a rich seam of fecal matter. Perhaps sh-t is the fuel for their craft?
20:42 Mon 10th Jan 2011
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i've heard if you got abducted snags, they wouldn't need an anal probe.
just a torch
20:48 Mon 10th Jan 2011
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thats back to the future 2 style of fuelling, my fave
20:51 Mon 10th Jan 2011
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Maybe you're more likely not to move...am thinking trying to run away would not be pretty...am thinking I'm thinking about this too much...
21:21 Mon 10th Jan 2011

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