Poor you Andrew! I have had a car door slammed om thumb (another nail gone west), stabbed a garden fork right through my big toe and stapled my foot to the lawn, chopped the top off my thumb, tried to saw the back of my hand, put my hand through 3 thicknesses of glass at the same time, parked a camper van on my foot (for far too long) fallen from the loft and from several ladders etc., etc., etc. However, I have never had to have a stich, anti tetanus or anything put into plaster despite several visits to my local A & E. (Nor am I accident prone ☺)