If you were invited to William and Kate's wedding

[zzxxee]

What gift would you get them?.
They seem to be the couple who have everything.

[Bbbananas]

A signed photograph of myself. It could be worth quite a lot in a few years' time. I wouldk, of course, be clothed.

[ummmm]

A toaster - bet no one else gets them one.

[mightywease]

A teatowel with their faces on it

[LoftyLottie]

I would just send them a polite reply saying I couldn't attend, as I do to virtually all weddings I am invited to!!

[zzxxee]

why not a naked pic salla ?

[zzxxee]

i would get them a fiver's worth of stuff from my local poundland
just to keep them in touch with the common people !!

[zzxxee]

tesco budget beans of course redhelen ?

[Bbbananas]

Too much zzxxee - semi-naked or clad in a sheet or towel is far more alluring.

[Everhelpful]

If they have everything,why not a tube of Penicillin?

[zzxxee]

does penicillin come in tubes ?
i thought it was just in bottles ?

[Everhelpful]

All right then,A BOTTLE of Penicillin.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bbbananas]

haemorrhoid cream for Kate - cos she is going to get heaps & piles of sh1te over the next few years....

[zzxxee]

lol salla
everhelpful take a deep breath xxx lol

[NazNomad]

A tinted plastic stick on window visor for their range Rover, with KAT - BILLY on it.

[McMouse]

Introduction to a good divorce lawyer.

[dotty.]

well like all their other guests i would take a donation to one of their charities, I think they're doing the best they can to avoid the inevitable criticism, so well done to them

[tiggerblue10]

Homemade knitted his'n'hers jumpers a la Grandma-tigger.

[redman41]

Kate was in my local Waitrose just before Xmas with a load of Photographers in pursuit.
Don't think Aldi or Lidl appealed to her !

[pa___ul3]

those William and Kate condoms, that would surely mess their heads up!